Thread: Bad News - Good News

Bad News: My microwave was looking shabby after 22.5 years of service with plastic peeling off it

Good News: I discovered by picking it with my nail that this is the plastic protector that I was supposed to peel of in 2001 when I bought it

Peeled off and looking spanky once more

I think this is the 3rd time I have started this thread.

I can never find the old one.

Definitely worth a new one (thread, that is).

LOL, that must be a tough microwave!

Why do you have a photo of yourself with your cock out on your kitchen bench ?

Are you microwaving a plate of butterflies?

Look like miniature jets.

This one is the wrong way round... Good News, Bad News

I thought I was in like Flynn on a long shot that I bumped into at Cooly Rocks On recently when she messaged out of the blue tonight...

Until I got the detailed conditions on my generous volunteering...

I did get the vaccine but any woman that asks about it is invariably an antivax nutter, so best to say you didn't

One of the hazards of blind dates or blind drunk dates , unwanted buts in teh bagging area. My dares are limited those in fruitcake since marriage.

That's the downside to having a newish Mercedes; this will definitely be the lead-up to a unilateral transfer of money.

Originally Posted by Salsa dancer

That's the downside to having a newish Mercedes; this will definitely be the lead-up to a unilateral transfer of money.

erm? That’s not what she is asking or thinking about you nutter. One of the downsides to owning a newish Mercedes? Have you experienced that? Owned many Mercedes? Or just talking out of your arse again?

How very Trumpesque. You seem to be losing the plot, mate.

I said "this will definitely be the lead-up to a unilateral transfer of money".

Losing the plot?

Nothing to do with Trump. You are making shit up. There’s easier ways for birds to export money than to plan a pregnancy and tell the fella about it.

You really do need to get a brain MRI.

And stop trying to drag me into an argument here in Looper's thread.

Righto valve gate.

Originally Posted by Looper

I did get the vaccine but any woman that asks about it is invariably an antivax nutter, so best to say you didn't

The thing you do for a free shag?

Originally Posted by Looper

Until I got the detailed conditions on my generous volunteering

An future offspring would have a clain on your estate also she could take you to the cleaners with maintenance payments for the child.

Possibly the second oldest joke in the world.

Originally Posted by Looper

This one is the wrong way round... Good News, Bad News

I thought I was in like Flynn on a long shot that I bumped into at Cooly Rocks On recently when she messaged out of the blue tonight...

Until I got the detailed conditions on my generous volunteering...

I did get the vaccine but any woman that asks about it is invariably an antivax nutter, so best to say you didn't

What valuation did the estate agents give you?

Originally Posted by Molle

The thing you do for a free shag?

Telling a lady you did not get the vaccine when you did, is not entirely honest, I will concede.

But, if you factor in the notion that vaccine-scepticism is not really science-based, and so the repercussions are virtually non-existent, then I think it is a relatively minor infringement.

Better get myself match-fit!

^ I reckon this bird will be Mendy in a frock.
Uncanny how these messages started straight after Loopy asked on Mendys thread for pics of lengths and girth of pipe

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ I reckon this bird will be Mendy in a frock.

Actually, I can confirm that it's not me 'in a frock' asking Looper to be the father of my child... strangely enough.

However if Looper isn't up to the task, I was considering posting him my sock at the end of this trip to help out. I'm sure that would do the job nicely.

Originally Posted by Mendip

my sock

Just do it!