Why do Muslims deny themselves a alcoholic drink?

[Joe 90]

Is it all about control?

Poor fookers getting down on their knees several times a day, without even getting pissed up.

What's the story?

[Switch]

Is it all about control?

Poor fookers getting down on their knees several times a day, without even getting pissed up.

What's the story?

They make up for it with the number of coffee shops. Not all Muslims are socially conservative.

[cyrille]

They make up for it with the number of coffee shops. Not all Muslims are socially conservative.

[Backspin]

Not all Muslims are socially conservative.

If they were , you wouldn't be in Indonesia would you ..

[harrybarracuda]

Is it all about control?

Well duh.

[Backspin]

Well duh.

It isn't all about control.

[baldrick]

Muslims don't drink alcohol ...... Hahahaha

That's like saying priests don't suck little boy cock

[harrybarracuda]

Muslims don't drink alcohol ...... Hahahaha

That's like saying priests don't suck little boy cock

When they banned banned muslims from buying alcohol in Bahrain, it created a whole new earning opportunity for Indians who would hang around the beer shops, wait for a Saudi to pull up, take their order and go and buy it for them.

Where there's a will....

[Shutree]

What's the story?

"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people."

[Joe 90]

"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people."

Karl Marx said that

[Shutree]

Karl Marx said that

Correct. I am not claiming it as my own, which is why it is in quotes. Although technically, he wrote it. In German.

[cyrille]

Karl Marx said that

A complaint about an unattributed quote from the zorro of c&p.

[Joe 90]

A complaint about an unattributed quote from the zorro of c&p.

It wasn't a complaint merely an observation as it happens to be one of my favourite quotes.

Another of my favourite quotes is "Cyrille is a Cockwomble that posts pissed on Cheers beer" you can quote me on that

[Backspin]

"Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people."

Do you think the non religious Soviets had a policy of drink as much alcohol as you please ?

[AntRobertson]

Is it all about control?

Poor fookers getting down on their knees several times a day, without even getting pissed up.

What's the story?

Why do you over-indulge in alcohol, come on the forum, start flinging semi-coherent accusations, nonsense, and other dribble?

What's the story?

[BLD]

There not right in the head joe' what sort of God gets you out of bed at 4 in the fucking morning to pray, and denies you a beer and bacon buttie.

[harrybarracuda]

There not right in the head joe' what sort of God gets you out of bed at 4 in the fucking morning to pray, and denies you a beer and bacon buttie.

Well Islam literally means "submission".

Can't be missing prayer call because we've been having fun now, can we?

[beachbound]

Well Islam literally means "submission".

Can't be missing prayer call because we've been having fun now, can we?

yes, I’m sure the Kuwaitis involved in the Pattaya brawl, were stone-cold sober, and just searching for the nearest mosque, when they were accosted.

[harrybarracuda]

yes, I’m sure the Kuwaitis involved in the Pattaya brawl, were stone-cold sober, and just searching for the nearest mosque, when they were accosted.

And I'm sure the Kuwaitis involved would rather not be muslim.

What's that got to do with it?

[hallelujah]

There not right in the head joe' what sort of God gets you out of bed at 4 in the fucking morning to pray, and denies you a beer and bacon buttie.

With all due respect, it's not your greatest moment if BLD is at the front of the cheerleading

[BLD]

With all due respect, it's not your greatest moment if BLD is at the front of the cheerleading

Your havin a laugh. What's your greatest moment?

[Backspin]

With all due respect, it's not your greatest moment if BLD is at the front of the cheerleading

Haha what a wanker

[BLD]

Haha what a wanker

Were you in front of a mirror when you posted?

[cyrille]

Were you in front of a mirror when you posted?

Shit - that's poor playground stuff there.

You'd better stick to effing and jeffing.

[Lantern]

Was alcohol invented in the stone age?