Thread: Dirk goes for a wander.

Went both ways but there were a lot of nosebleeds.

It’s really hot and sunny today for the first time since I left Thailand.

The chicks are all just bouncing around with their braless nips blasting through their tank tops.

Just an observation.

First class train cabin, free booze. 750b each.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

I must admit I’m looking forward to Brno.

We absolutely ripped the arse out of it in Bratislava last night.

Me and my Pal went in separate directions at one point and his phone died without giving me the address of our apartment. All I knew was it was next to a Tesco and a Lidl and ended up wandering around in the wrong direction trying and being evicted from 3 Tescos and 2 Lidls along the way until 4am when a Bolt taxi finally stopped for me. I told him my story and said to just take me to a police station or something. The boy was like, I saw you earlier, I know your district and took me home. He got a cracking tip for that.

Sweet fkn deal on an AirBnb tho.

If this wasn't just a joke , then that's awesome. Staying in seedy places is fun.

Next time post pics of the room and all the amenities.

Classic thread for the ages. Dirk is doing it proper and hasn’t it time to waste fucking around uploading shyte on Teakdoor. Have another drink, Dirk!

And BTW, fuck you teakdoor for making me take nice building pics in landscape mode.

now those are civilised seats to drink in, when you get to my age you can ask a waitress to help you lift the beer ..... as you have a quick look down her top

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Went both ways but there were a lot of nosebleeds.

How much them nose bleeds cost? Askin for a friend

It’s quite funny watching everyone gather on the hour, wide eyed and phones inthe air at the chronological clock…

…for the biggest anticlimax letdown of their entire holiday.

2 minutes late.

Originally Posted by BLD

How much them nose bleeds cost? Askin for a friend

Dunno, I got a medical on Tuesday.

As it happens tho, I had a pretty impressive nosebleed yesterday for no reason other that alcohol induced blood pressure and thinning.

Had them all my life.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

She’s a bit grim for a comely bar wench.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

climax letdown of their entire holiday.

2 minutes late.

Or you came to early? Pivoture evacuation needs Bohemian handling.

I hope you enjoyed Czechia and look forward to any more pix in due course, a tip top thread like the frothy "mousse" that makes life worth living!!

Beer Spas, oh really


For those who prefer the tinkle of a lighter Pilsner type lager


Dunno forget your swish harmy naive to uncork a gottle of gear

Originally Posted by DrWilly

She’s a bit grim for a comely bar wench.

Why are you such a rude cvnt ? It's a pic of a European lady doing her job. No need to put her down you asshole

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Im flying home tomorrow for a week off before work. Well, I was. The bastards just called and need me on the first flight Tuesday morning. I told them I need a day to renew my medical, but they have booked me in for one in Udon.

Fuckers have no soul.

We feel your pain

Originally Posted by Backspin

Why are you such a rude cvnt ? It's a pic of a European lady doing her job. No need to put her down you asshole

Go stalk someone else, Backspin. And leave the crap outta this thread.

JHC, I just had to bail out of the check in queue to puke my ringer.

Bile and blood.

Over it.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

JHC, I just had to bail out of the check in queue to puke my ringer.

Bile and blood.

Over it.

How long is your flight ? Enjoy it

Dunno, Prague to Doha to Singapore to Hat Yai.

I get home around 9pm, Airport pickup at 0630 tomorrow morning.

My mrs might kill me first.

Jaysus, nothing worse than being sick on a flight. Feel sorry for ya.

Yeah well I messed that up, don't get home til 2pm so work had to reschedule me for tomorrow.

The second flight was better, didn't puke once.

About 3 hours til my flight to Hat Yai. The wife has agreed to pick me up even though she has been giving me the silent treatment for a couple of weeks.

Turbulence forecasted.

^ (Welcome home, dukling...)

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

It’s really hot and sunny today for the first time since I left Thailand.

The chicks are all just bouncing around with their braless nips blasting through their tank tops.

Just an observation.

Hard to believe without pictures...