Thread: Sausage danger, loose links....................

Some will already be aware of extreme sausage passion.
24-hour sausage rolls would cause wave of ‘crime’, police say

Police argued that the West End location would become a hotspot for ‘crime and disorder’

Late-night Greggs in Leicester Square would cause wave of ‘crime and disorder’, claim police | The Independent

Illegal insertion of meat is of course worrisome, indeed my wurst nightmare said a Ms Gulliver of Toad in the Hole House.


Greggs is set for a court showdown with Westminster Council after the bakery was banned from selling late night snacks from its flagship Leicester Square store.
The popular high street chain was refused permission to keep its doors open from 11pm until 5am at the central London location by the council in July last year.


If you know of any sausage experts wishing for a better life the Flagship shop is seeking a Rear Admiral, must own shit and Thai.

...just made a 4 point plan to prevent the crime and disorder.

- Hire securtiy to grill customers before entering.

- Turn away those that look high/drunk or have a pasty complextion

- For clear cctv facial recognition, all hair must be in a bun

- Train staff to ignore unsavory customers or roll with it until police arrive.