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    Is talking to flowers early onset Alzheimers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Is talking to flowers early onset Alzheimers?
    No.

    But I think either you forgot your meds or your meds are too strong.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    you forgot your meds
    Thanks Doc always good to receive advice from a PRO

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Is talking to flowers early onset Alzheimers?
    Nope. The time to worry is when the flowers start talking to you.

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    ^ What he said.

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    The flowers said to not listen to shuttree and that they're fine. And also to kill the dog because he's Satan.

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    My daughter regularly say's, 'Yes dad?' and that is when I realise that I've been talking to myself. I guess that's a consequence of extreme isolation for days on end in Isaan.

    To my knowledge I don't talk to flowers but let's face it, they don't survive in this garden long enough to strike up a decent conversation with.

    I do often try talking to the wife and/or gardener but am usually left with the feeling I'd have had more luck conversing with a mango tree.

    That's the great thing about being surrounded by the pack in the evenings... I can wander around the garden muttering away to myself and everyone just assumes that I'm talking to the dogs.

    Sadly, I think that this life style actually suits me.

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    No but forgetting to talk to the flowers would be a sign of alzheimers.

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    lmao.. david44!

    Whacko!

    Is it rude to get frustrated when talking to near deaf elderly people who actually wear hearing aids, but still can't hear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe View Post
    Is it rude to get frustrated when talking to near deaf elderly people who actually wear hearing aids, but still can't hear?
    Sorry please make it louder in capitals for your flan club!!

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