As Denise Coffey no not teh funny one recommends the chavs tuck into turnips


UK Minister suggests eating turnips to combat tomato shortage

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3 days ago — Denise Coffey aka Baldrick has a cunning plan with regard to the British diet. Turnips! Blackadder The Third Dream Turnip
Turnip Ketchup Mmmm I'm gagging for it





Meanwhile Mitch Lyn and Eager Ronay suggest

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Menu du Chewer


Parsnip Soup, snail croutons


Turnip Fricasse with swede kebabs


Bakepoorly Tart Creme Anglaise


Wine List


House Wincarnis


Carafe of Vimto


Single Malt Irn Bru


Chateau Sanatogen 1969 cuvee

Hand Shandy de lux


Ovaltine, Whorelicks to order

Bumma Petit