Best place to pull a bird in Bangkok - or how to shoot a fish in a barrel

[The Gentleman Scamp]

I was just wondering where single guys go in Bangkok to find a sexy woman who will not charge a fee yet will invite herself to mine or me to hers.

I am not the type of guy to use somebody for sex unless it's mutual spontaneous passion and both know where we stand, and although I am not one of these twats that says 'I would never pay for it, me' I think it's a waste of money unless you have a good and steady income.

There are fit birds out everywhere today but you can't just chat one up and expect a bunk up within a couple of hours - not in Nonthaburi anyway.

I need to get my leg over, help me out please - I know I am asking a lot but it's hot today and like I said, they are everywhere and I can't concentrate on other things.

[kingwilly]

anywhere.

but for a carrot top like yerself, ya gonna have to pay matey

[Dougal]

find a sexy woman who will not charge a fee

Sooner or later in one way or another, you pay.

[Dalton]

I was just wondering where single guys go in Bangkok to find a sexy woman who will not charge a fee

Pussy = Money.
No money = No pussy

That's life mate...

[Frankenstein]

All good things come to those who drink Sang Som by the sidewalk.

[Mathos]

Prick wants pussy....Pussy wants money...

Some things never change.

[daveboy]

I was just wondering where single guys go in Bangkok to find a sexy woman who will not charge a fee yet will invite herself to mine or me to hers.

I am not the type of guy to use somebody for sex unless it's mutual spontaneous passion and both know where we stand, and although I am not one of these twats that says 'I would never pay for it, me' I think it's a waste of money unless you have a good and steady income.

There are fit birds out everywhere today but you can't just chat one up and expect a bunk up within a couple of hours - not in Nonthaburi anyway.

I need to get my leg over, help me out please - I know I am asking a lot but it's hot today and like I said, they are everywhere and I can't concentrate on other things.

get your wallet out you wally

[Butterfly]

Casanova, 2nd Floor Nana Plaza, free bj in the restroom, no money exchanged,

best place to get a freebie, but you knew that already

[daveboy]

^
scandalous

[kingwilly]

^ yet i noticed you wrote down the details anyway!

[Spin]

There are fit birds out everywhere today but you can't just chat one up and expect a bunk up within a couple of hours

Of course you can, but you gotta be able to speak Thai. Otherwise you are stuck with the cannon fodder that have been milled by a hundred other farangs who "never pay for it"

[kingwilly]

this one is begging for it mate, u want her?

[terry57]

Jeez Scamp,

Your not old enough to be paying for your fokin crumpet mate.

Get your " mojo " cranked up and turn on the charm and you'll have those little trollups killing each other just to get you.

Got to use " sweet tongue " just like I do on this forum.

Anyway mate,

I'll be back over there in 6 weeks and I'll tune you in.

Cheers.

[bkkmadness]

Scamp get yourself down Spiceys bar around 3-5am, u can't miss there.

[DrAndy]

In my memory banks.....department stores, cafes near schools and Unis, non-girly bars....the list goes on, same as anywhere really

[baldrick]

I find the best way to "pull a bird" is by the hair.

I have tried to pull them by their feet and legs , but their cnut just fills up with dirt.

[chinthee]

If you're young (20s), handsome and poor go to RCA. You should be able to score something.

If you're 30-50 and have a decent car, some class, some money and some style, you can score at Bed, Q, and at the Thai places on Rachada.

If you have no car, but some money, you can pull at the CM2, Q, and many other places.

If you're over 50, little money, no car, no luck, fat and ugly, you can pull in Pattaya anyplace.

If no money, you can pull yourself on the beach.

[Spin]

^ Wanking on the beach it is for scampy

[Gerbil]

Tescos. Hang around the fish counter.

[Looper]

Also, if you can't afford to get a girl to pull you off you could get a soi dog to lick peanut butter off your balls while you do it yourself.

[Gerbil]

Also, if you can't afford to get a girl to pull you off you could get a soi dog to lick peanut butter off your balls while you do it yourself.

Have you seen the price of peanut butter lately?

[Looper]

^That's true.

btw. If you are a full on pervert recommend extra crunchy rather than smooth

[DrB0b]

Also, if you can't afford to get a girl to pull you off you could get a soi dog to lick peanut butter off your balls while you do it yourself.

Have you seen the price of peanut butter lately?

He could try tinned mackerel in tomato sauce, it's only 12 baht and most Thai chicks will do anything for a hit of it

[slimboyfat]

I am sure singing a few lines of Big Big Summer would do the trick

[DrB0b]

Scampy, have you tried saying khop khun khrap to them or are you still telling them they speak a hideous unsexy language and should all speak english , just a thought