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Glaswegians react to Leonardo DiCaprio’s arrival at Cop26 | The Independent

His arrival at The Engine Works on Lochburn Road in Maryhill, however, caught everyone off guard.DiCaprio was pictured at the venue, a former steel plant designed by Sir Henry Royce of Rolls Royce fame, on Instagram wearing a Covid mask and posing with the film producer Paul Goodenough, founder of charity organisation Rewriting Extinction.
Leonardo DiCaprio in Glasgow for Cop26

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The actor is seen holding a copy of a book entitled The Most Important Comic Book on Earth: Stories to Save the World.

Evidently none the worse for wear, he was subsequently spotted at Cop26’s UNFCCC Pavilion on Tuesday morning.

“President of the USA outside Greggs and Leonardo DiCaprio in Maryhill. What is this alternative reality Glasgow is living in at the moment??” tweeted local Angus Lamont, capturing the strangeness of our timesDaryl MacDonald was similarly aghast, tweeting: “Glasgow is mental right now. I’m still waiting for Al Gore to descend from the heavens like Captain Planet, executing a perfect superhero landing right next to the Donald Dewe statue.”“All I’m saying is I moved to Maryhill in August and now Leonardo DiCaprio is dining in one of its cafes. Coincidence? I think not,” joked Emma Hendrie.
“The Queen & Leonardo Di Caprio both kickin aboot Maryhill within weeks of each other,” tweeted Dale Sandbank. “Just hope some c*** has spotted them on both occasions & thinks they are absolutely f***in trippin’”Covid rules at Cop26?

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Several people questioned DiCaprio’s choice of venue, with at least one branding him a“brave man” for tackling that particular part of town and another laughing that he and Ms Thunberg had ended up in “2 a the worst places in Glasgow”

“Leonardo DiCaprio was up Maryhill last night. We have jumped the COP26 shark,” said reporter Darren Gibson, speaking for many.

All it needs Mel Gibson, Jizzlane Mixwell,Randy Andy and the second cummings to sound the Trumpets, Jackmeoffs found the strumpets and Edinboro rocks'



Joe Biden flashed by 'large naked Scotsman' while en route to ...

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3 hours ago — The US president's motorcade was apparently photographed by a naked man who stood in the front window of a house the convoy passed.

Ye canna make it up.

It's Fur Cop Gov an Clutha