Thread: Boners

What's the etiquette when you bone up unexpectedly with your regular non-happy ending masseuse of the last 2 years?

Just smile it happens to everyone. Only worry about when it is a Man!!!!

Yeah, but after 30 minutes and the teepee is still standing, the grin kind of wears thin!

Ask for a happy ending... take the relationship a step further.

30 minutes?... I thought it was called priapism if it lasted longer than 10 minutes...

Originally Posted by rawlins

Ask for a happy ending... take the relationship a step further.

30 minutes?... I thought it was called priapism if it lasted longer than 10 minutes...

You must be old I thought it was 2 hours

Originally Posted by Gallowspole

Yeah, but after 30 minutes and the teepee is still standing, the grin kind of wears thin!

Shit happens you gotta go with the flow women know we are not exactly in control of our body. She might even take it as a compliment

Originally Posted by bbigman21

She might even take it as a compliment

Yep, at least I do!

If you've bee seeing her for two years and haven't had a happy ending don't expect it to change suddenly unless she shows interest and you acknowledge.

A boner during a massage usually passes quickly unless your masseuse is actively trying to stimulate your sex organ by rubbing your thighs and hit certain points along you legs which will cause arousal.
Some ladies are afraid of a boner because they aren't sure what to do.
You have to teach them.

This is purely a business thing - she really is fantastic with her hands - in fact her hands and her personality are her good points. It was like not wanting to get off the school bus because of trouser arousal when 13 years old.

I must have encountered the wrong types of masseuse.
The ladies I've encountered when Priapus strikes during a massage tend to take matters firmly in hand.

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

If you've bee seeing her for two years and haven't had a happy ending don't expect it to change suddenly unless she shows interest and you acknowledge.

A boner during a massage usually passes quickly unless your masseuse is actively trying to stimulate your sex organ by rubbing your thighs and hit certain points along you legs which will cause arousal.
Some ladies are afraid of a boner because they aren't sure what to do.
You have to teach them.

She moved away from the campsite to enable me to strike camp but the pegs were too firmly embedded.

Then maybe a "massage this mai" are the next words from your mouth.

Originally Posted by Gallowspole

in fact her hands and her personality are her good points.

Originally Posted by Gallowspole

school bus

The only thing getting mouthed is her betel nut

mai bpen rai let it go brother!

Originally Posted by Gallowspole

Yeah, but after 30 minutes and the teepee is still standing, the grin kind of wears thin!

Not doubting your time-telling ability at all, but.....

unless you had some V/Levitra/... in your system, it *seems* an impossibility to maintain an erection for that long without any physical stimulus, without a rubber band, and certainly not if you are mentally trying to make it go away.

But if what you describe is in fact true, I suggest you carry a photo of Whoopi Goldberg or Sandra Bernhard when visiting these types of establishments.

[DAMN, DAMN, DAMN! Now I can't get their faces out of my head! So much for tonight's enjoyment]

Originally Posted by zipcode

DAMN, DAMN, DAMN! Now I can't get their faces out of my head! So much for tonight's enjoyment

oops - this has done you for the week then

That works!

Next week I will be expecting your avatar to be changed to "Pull my Plonker"

Originally Posted by Propagator

Originally Posted by zipcode

DAMN, DAMN, DAMN! Now I can't get their faces out of my head! So much for tonight's enjoyment

oops - this has done you for the week then

She does have smoooth skin...nice teeth...hmmm

Sorry, it's been quite a while

Memories of some of DD's short time bar thread pictures are enough of a passion killer for me.

Originally Posted by Gallowspole

What's the etiquette when you bone up unexpectedly with your regular non-happy ending masseuse of the last 2 years?

I think you two should get to know each other better.