I just went to brush my teeth in the toilet.

There is a staff loo and a student loo at 90 degrees to each other. Both with half smoked glass doors.

I walked into the staff toilet toothbrush and toothpaste in hand. Stepped up to the sink and undid my fly. I was about to fucking piss in the sink when I caught myself in the mirror and quickly put my knob back in and zipped up.

Thankfully there was nobody around to notice me.

Fucking hell that would have been embarasing