We've all been there...

**hallelujah** · 19-09-2021, 02:39 PM

...haven't we?

Teenager hospitalised after sticking USB cable in his penis

**Saint Willy** · 19-09-2021, 02:47 PM

Holy fucken ‘ell!!!!

**panama hat** · 19-09-2021, 03:03 PM

Jaysus . . . lucky my new Mac uses USB-C!

I mean . . . Jaysus!

Begs the question, though, Hal . . . which keywords did you use to search for his topic?

**Fondles** · 19-09-2021, 03:12 PM

Uretheral probe.... hell yeah.

USB cable..... hell no.

**David48atTD** · 19-09-2021, 04:06 PM

The teenager told doctors at London’s University College Hospital how the wire had gotten stuck after speaking to them with his mum outside the room.

I blame the Mum

At least he didn't try inserting this!

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**Saint Willy** · 19-09-2021, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by panama hat

Begs the question, though, Hal . . . which keywords did you use to search for his topic?

Question needs answering, Hal.

**Iceman123** · 19-09-2021, 08:43 PM

^
let’s give Hal an out. He merely googled “How do I use my body’s static to charge my iPhone?”

**Saint Willy** · 20-09-2021, 02:51 AM

Originally Posted by Iceman123

^
let’s give Hal an out. He merely googled “How do I use my body’s static to charge my iPhone?”

Fair enough. Charitable and all that.

**hallelujah** · 20-09-2021, 03:00 AM

Originally Posted by Saint Willy

Question needs answering, Hal.

I was just checking my emails. Honest, guv!

I think this fella has taken inserting your USB incorrectly to another level!

**panama hat** · 20-09-2021, 05:41 AM

Originally Posted by Iceman123

let’s give Hal an out. He merely googled “How do I use my body’s static to charge my iPhone?”

Originally Posted by Saint Willy

Fair enough. Charitable and all that.

Agreed, he's not too bad considering . . . but oh-noooooooo

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I was just checking my emails. Honest, guv!

Loss of street cred right there!!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I think this fella has taken inserting your USB incorrectly to another level!

Or . . . for the few here . . . correctly . . . Hal?

**Simon43** · 20-09-2021, 09:16 AM

I saw the x-rays. It looked like he actually inserted the knotted cable into his willy, and that knot looks mighty big on the x-ray.... Measuring how big his willy was, I can't think that is true. More like 'how much pervy pleasure can I get out of pushing a big knotted cable up my willy?'

Anyway, it hurts, I know....

**Saint Willy** · 20-09-2021, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by Simon43

Anyway, it hurts, I know....

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Too Much Information!

**nidhogg** · 20-09-2021, 03:29 PM

Once, many, many moons ago when I was a less, lets say "selective person", I ended up at an STD clinic a few days after an amorous encounter, where they took a swab. Even after decades I can still recall how much that made my eyes water.

That X-ray just leaves me stunned.

Oh my. No, no no.

**Buckaroo Banzai** · 20-09-2021, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by hallelujah

...haven't we?

Teenager hospitalised after sticking USB cable in his penis

We did not have USB back then ,we did things the old fashion way. And No! I did not go blind.

**panama hat** · 20-09-2021, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai

We did not have USB back then ,we did things the old fashion way.

Lego?

**helge** · 20-09-2021, 09:17 PM

(do you know what LeGo stands for ?

**panama hat** · 21-09-2021, 03:41 AM

Hmm . . . a quick google says 'play well'?

**hallelujah** · 21-09-2021, 03:52 AM

Originally Posted by nidhogg

Once, many, many moons ago when I was a less, lets say "selective person", I ended up at an STD clinic a few days after an amorous encounter, where they took a swab. Even after decades I can still recall how much that made my eyes water.

That X-ray just leaves me stunned.

Oh my. No, no no.

One of my mates married a woman who will be in her late 50s/early 60s now, and she was telling us that she had an ex boyfriend who used to enjoy her ramming a knitting needle down his nob.

Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai

We did not have USB back then ,we did things the old fashion way. And No! I did not go blind.

Even repeating this story has me crossing my legs and wincing, so if that's the old fashioned way, you can keep that too!

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