Thread: Did anyone learn a new skill or discover an old one during the pandemic

I'm not sure if this has been done before, but I was just wondering if anyone has learned anything new, or found a positive over this whole pandemic/lockdown year or so? Some of us had so much time on our own or locked in the house that it gave us an opportunity to do things we may not have time for before.


As for me, I just seemed to eat more, walk a lot more outside, and spend more times with family (my bubble).
I also deepened a few of my existing friendships who were part of my bubble.

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

As for me, I just seemed to eat more,

Quelle surprise. Was it healthy salads like this one (MM's Healthy Low Carb Salad)? (do you eat healthy,or it shit) I'd love more recipes please.

I learned how to bake bread and make prison wine.

Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai

I learned how to weight my luggage with a bathroom scale.
I am 63 years old and for ever , before traveling I have tried to weigh my suitcases on my bathroom scale, but the suitcase always covers the display and I have been trying this way, and that way, and finally after 63 years of stupidity that brain cell finally fired up and it was wonderful.
I weighted myself ,(174 lbs) picked up the suitcase and stepped on the bathroom scale, then I simply subtracted my weight from the total and Voila!!
For my next trick I will attempt to pick my nose and scratch my ass at the same time. LOL

Also how you weigh a dog!

That almost deserves a stupidity red.

Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai

I learned how to weight my luggage with a bathroom scale.
I am 63 years old and for ever , before traveling I have tried to weigh my suitcases on my bathroom scale, but the suitcase always covers the display and I have been trying this way, and that way, and finally after 63 years of stupidity that brain cell finally fired up and it was wonderful.
I weighted myself ,(174 lbs) picked up the suitcase and stepped on the bathroom scale, then I simply subtracted my weight from the total and Voila!!
For my next trick I will attempt to pick my nose and scratch my ass at the same time. LOL

Cooped up alone in my house, I learnt a whole set of masturbation techniques

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

I also deepened a few of my existing friendships who were part of my bubble.

So you finally got that big black dildo you wanted?

Ahh Haa, should I answer?

Originally Posted by Simon43

Cooped up alone in my house, I learnt a whole set of masturbation techniques

You can now change hand so quick that the foreskin doesn't stop moving?

Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai

I learned how to weight my luggage with a bathroom scale.
I am 63 years old and for ever , before traveling I have tried to weigh my suitcases on my bathroom scale, but the suitcase always covers the display and I have been trying this way, and that way, and finally after 63 years of stupidity that brain cell finally fired up and it was wonderful.
I weighted myself ,(174 lbs) picked up the suitcase and stepped on the bathroom scale, then I simply subtracted my weight from the total and Voila!!
For my next trick I will attempt to pick my nose and scratch my ass at the same time. LOL

That is hilarious.. I've done that so many times with trying to put the huge suitcase on the scale and not being able to see the display lol.
Did you know you can buy something to hang your suitcase on and pull it up to get the weight?
looks like this..

Wayfair.ca - Online Home Store for Furniture, Decor, Outdoors & More |

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Oh who am I kiddng, I also learned how to navigate google classroom with no training. How to use google drive to post assignments and how to use bitmoji's to make my classroom more appealing.

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

and how to use bitmoji's to make my classroom more appealing.

Originally Posted by Simon43

Cooped up alone in my house, I learnt a whole set of masturbation techniques

With or without your doll... lol


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I also shaved my black pussy...... into a lion (cut). Takes some skill.

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

I just seemed to eat more

I guess there's a thread due then...'My getting back from morbidly obese to merely obese (again) journey'

Originally Posted by cyrille

I guess there's a thread due then...'My getting back from morbidly obese to merely obese (again) journey'

Something different to look forward to....

Seedless Simples in his favourite misogynist mode

Originally Posted by strigils

Seedless Simples in his favourite misogynist mode

Toots white knighting for Moose.

^Right, bet he's learned nadda thing, except posting more poop on TD forum.

No one wants to see my black pussy? Tiger like? He's my baby..rroar!

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

No one wants to see my black pussy? Tiger like? He's my baby..rroar!

I dare you.

Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe

a lion

A male lion ?

You must have had a decent amount of bush

All lions are male, helge.

Is it over then??

Excellent. Quarantines be damned.

^
Dumb Fock eagerly swallows bait