Teakdoor wedding of the year: Chitty and Marilyn Monroe

[hallelujah]

Can we start making arrangements now, so that we can clear our diaries in advance of the big event?

MM, I'm not surprised that this has come about because Chitty has told me countless times that he fancies you like mad (we met for a pint in Manchester a few years ago and he wouldn't shut up about you), so where would you like the wedding to be?

Also, can we have pork pies at the wedding and will Dil be the bridesmaid?

[Loy Toy]

I can supply the buckets!!!!!

[helge]

Chitty and Marilyn Monroe

I can supply the buckets!

You haven't got enough to hold the tears, that I'm shedding right now

[Joe 90]

I can supply the buckets!!!!!

I thought your pies were rather nice, no need for buckets

Unless they're SangSom beach buckets

[Joe 90]

Dil be the bridesmaid

FFS I dont think they do bridesmaids dresses in his size.
Besides apparently Katie is head bridesmaid so it's her call.

[hallelujah]

I can supply the buckets!!!!!

What about the hats?

[Loy Toy]

What about the hats?

I have a new range of square and rectangular buckets for our northern European members. Every guest covered!

[MarilynMonroe]

MM, I'm not surprised that this has come about because Chitty has told me countless times that he fancies you like mad (we met for a pint in Manchester a few years ago and he wouldn't shut up about you), so where would you like the wedding to be?

Huh, how has this now come about, because Chitty is single again?

I actually liked Chitty until he told people I was fake or had a fake account or whatever.
And why feign interest now after going on and on about all these girls and showing pics... weird.... my heart is fragile and I don't put up with liars and cheats in real life btway.

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[bsnub]

[david44]

Wood ewe lick me to writes peach fur the bust man?

No charge it's a numb chew all gift give nappy couple.

[Joe 90]

Huh, how has this now come about, because Chitty is single again?

I actually liked Chitty until he told people I was fake or had a fake account or whatever.
And why feign interest now after going on and on about all these girls and showing pics... weird.... my heart is fragile and I don't put up with liars and cheats in real life btway.

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Cmon, I never said you was fake.
I just noted that messenger account was dubious.
I never revealed the details.
Let's turn over a new leaf and start again.
As for Hal the gobshite and this thread, well he's just had too much Arab lubrication
Tomorrow is a new day unless you're Cyrille, then its ground hog day

[cyrille]

Tomorrow is a new day

And you’ll be up ‘til 4 am, posting and getting arseholed in your shed again.

[david44]

getting arseholed in your shed again

Morning Cy , you on the pay per view webstream too, worth every baht of 69 weakly

[MarilynMonroe]

Cmon, I never said you was fake.
I just noted that messenger account was dubious.
I never revealed the details.

You said I wasn't genuine because I gave you a fake fb account which was untrue.. and if you would have added me, you would have known.. but anyway it's okay.

[katie23]

FFS I dont think they do bridesmaids dresses in his size.
Besides apparently Katie is head bridesmaid so it's her call.

Anyone from TD can be a bridesmaid as long as he/ she gets a dress in the right colour. Dress design depends on your personality - whatever best represents your true authentic self. Ooh, you must have a fancy hat too! (the fascinator!)

As chitty has said, I'm head bridesmaid & MissKit will be matron of honour.

David44 has volunteered to write the best man's speech. Let's hope that we'll understand it.

Seems that all's well in chitty & MM-land. Love (and spring) is in the air!

[hallelujah]

my mind is fragile

Fixed that for you.

[cyrille]

Who tf would want to be personally communicating with pb?

You'd never know what you might wake up to when opening fb.

[Troy]

Is location & date set yet?

[baldrick]

and will Dil be the bridesmaid?

my understanding was that he was lined up to be the stripper at the hens party

[DrWilly]

[tomcat]

my understanding was that he was lined up to be the stripper at the hens party

...smart move: they'll save a fortune on entertainment...

[hallelujah]

my understanding was that he was lined up to be the stripper at the hens party

Is the stag do in Chitty's shed?

[malmomike77]

As chitty has said, I'm head bridesmaid & MissKit will be matron of honour.

David44 has volunteered to write the best man's speech. Let's hope that we'll understand it.

I can give roll play advice for the big night

[malmomike77]

Oh and a word of advice chit, don't let Socal be you travel coordinator.

[katie23]

my understanding was that he was lined up to be the stripper at the hens party

The thought of Dill coming out of a big box or cake dressed in his cycling lycras.... Eeww!

Anyone else wants to volunteer for the hen night? Maybe Ant and his muscles? Or Looper with his lean & mean body?