1. If you work in a 3rd world country like Thailand you're a loser. Can't get a job in the West eh?
2. If you have left Thailand and moved somewhere else, you're a loser because you couldn't hack it.
3. Never been to Thailand? Ha, loser.
4. If you have a house in Thailand but only visit occasionally you're a loser because the place you're working is probably shit. Loser.
5. Retired in Thailand. What a loser. Couldn't afford the Maldives eh?
6. Live in BKK? Loser. Too busy and not the real Thailand.
7. Live in Chiang Mai? Loser. Pollution.
8. Upcountry? Loser. Can't get a pie.
9. Post on Teak Door? Fucking loser.
10. Don't post on TD? Flouncing loser.