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    Why did I get married

    Cuz according to some very reliable news sources visa amnesty is about to be extended another 2 months.

    time to party!!!!

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    WTF are you on about.

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    One has to suspect that the last time YD 'partied' it included blowing out about seven candles and eating jelly and ice cream.


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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    Why did I get married
    If you don’t know, what chance have the rest of us!

    But I will attempt to answer

    1 You are a stupid cvnt
    or
    2 She is gorgeous A 10/10
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    3 You are a stupid cvnt
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    4 She is rich
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    5 You are a stupid cvnt.

    Am I close?

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    I'm a fat ugly [at][at][at][at]

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    If they do what they said they're gonna do, there's going to be one mad rush for flights on 1st August I reckon.


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    yes it will be extended 2 months but to allow people to leave or get proper visa.
    And yes, getting married can be useful for next time when no more extension :-)

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    So romantic, hope the prenup was strong

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    If they do what they said they're gonna do, there's going to be one mad rush for flights on 1st August I reckon.


    flights from WHERE or are the airports open.

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    How about:

    Easy Visa
    Getting her on your work's health plan
    Being entitled to half of your shit instead of none.

    I hope you're right about the visas being extended. Is there a link to this reliable news source?

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    I'm a fat ugly [at][at][at][at]
    Many rural Thai ladies believe a fat man is a rich man. Being ugly is of no consequence.

    Being called a "handsome man" is a daily occurrence, even for a person has visited Xi country. (Our local Chinese temple "events" are very well attended)


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    So romantic, hope the prenup was strong
    He won't know until the it's translated from the original Thai into Canadian English.

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    she was different

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cujo View Post
    WTF are you on about.
    Flashbang/ShrewdPunter is insane

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    Quote Originally Posted by OhOh View Post
    Many rural Thai ladies believe a fat man is a rich man
    That's why most of us felt like being the Pied Piper, when walking the dusty roads of Isaan

    Nah
    In these diabetis days, there no glamour in having reserves for a dry summer

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    Quote Originally Posted by YourDaddy View Post
    Cuz according to some very reliable news sources visa amnesty is about to be extended another 2 months.

    time to party!!!!
    I got married because i was sick of nervous STD tests

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    I got married because i was sick of nervous STD tests
    So romantic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    I got married because i was sick of nervous STD tests
    Great logic there - loser

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    ^Ya no kidding. Some of the stuff that comes out of Socal's mouth is shocking and disgusting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealKW View Post
    So romantic, hope the prenup was strong

    Yes, she should have insisted on a strong prenup to protect her assets!

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    Luckily this was included in her prenup:

    "Hymen repair surgery, also known as hymenoplasty, is a simple procedure that will repair a torn hymen or build a hymen that is not present."

    Hymen Repair | The Plastic Surgery Clinic

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    I'm a fat ugly [at][at][at][at]
    So ya Daddy's rich? Congratulate him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MarilynMonroe View Post
    ^Ya no kidding. Some of the stuff that comes out of Socal's mouth is shocking and disgusting.
    It ain't easy bein sleazy.

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    It aint easy to shock that old slapper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Backspin View Post
    It ain't easy bein sleazy.
    Speaking of sleazy, you still pushing gold as a great investment? Or have you moved on to the crypto scam yet?

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