Thread: Why am I so happy? - How about you?

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As long as she’s happy that’s the main thing.

Originally Posted by Simon43

- She never asks for money
- She never has a headache
- She never complains about my pervy sex acts
- She doesn't eat me out of house and home
- She doesn't make stinky nam pla

I am sold but I am holding out for the rumoured 2021 upgrade model with the servo-actuated rectal air-bladder for high pressure realistic cumfarts.

Oh the rapture of having your load rudely and noisily pebbledashed back onto your face at 140km/h...

Will the technological wonders of the 21st century ever cease?

Scraping the dried crust off your frozen smile when you wake up the next morning will be a small price to pay.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

You seem to have that nailed.

Originally Posted by Simon43

There are a few disadvantages:

Punctures ?

Originally Posted by Looper

Oh the rapture of having your load rudely and noisily pebbledashed back onto your face at 140km/h..

Originally Posted by Simon43

She never complains about my pervy sex acts

not kink shaming , but felching your sex doll does sound a bit niche

i used to feel the same way untill i became a TD member,now when CYRILLE replies to my posts it makes me SO happy.

I think it's just getting older mate. The World is full of bullshit, and bullshitters. You just learn to shrug it off, and get on with life- you can't change everything, so why should you obsess over it.

Originally Posted by Simon43

Looking back over the past few years, I must be honest - absolutely nothing fazes or stresses me anymore

I used to freak out with my mad bipolar Thai ex #2, completely losing it when she did something fcuking stupid, (which was typically every day).

I'd get angry (occasionally) with kids in my class (when I was teaching in B&M schools).

I'd worry about money (lack of), life and the universe blah blah blah.

But nowadays, I am absolutely content and don't give a rat's arse about anything!!

I seriously wonder what events have caused me to be in this state.

- Getting rid of the exes?
- Living alone?
- Following a healthy (food and exercise) lifestyle?
- Buying a very realistic sex-doll?
- Having regular testosterone injections? (prescribed/monitored by an experienced doctor)

How do other TD members fare? I know there was a recent thread about depression. Perhaps discussing what makes/keeps you happy can be useful for those who are feeling down.

Its the test and sex doll.

i feel like washing my mouth with Buckshot most days

@simon - I'm glad that you're happy. We all need to find happiness during these days. Re: sex doll, to each his/ her own. I've seen a clip of a guy in Japan who married his doll - so to each his/ her own. Cheers!

Can we see some pics of 'her', Simon?

Must be painful, but then again it's probably like fucking a virgin for the very first time, every time

Originally Posted by Simon43

Looking back over the past few years, I must be honest - absolutely nothing fazes or stresses me anymore

I used to freak out with my mad bipolar Thai ex #2, completely losing it when she did something fcuking stupid, (which was typically every day).

I'd get angry (occasionally) with kids in my class (when I was teaching in B&M schools).

I'd worry about money (lack of), life and the universe blah blah blah.

But nowadays, I am absolutely content and don't give a rat's arse about anything!!

It seems you suffered depression/anxiety for a while. Did you take meds for it?

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

It seems you suffered depression/anxiety for a while. Did you take meds for it?

Nope. The time with my bipolar wife was the most stressful time in my whole life, and it also completely changed my outlook on life. It lasted several years and left me mentally exhausted - a complete wreck.

However, although it was the worst time in my life, I always told myself that things could only get better, and if they did get better, then I would try to return that good luck to others who are less fortunate than me, (hence my educational charity work over the past few years).

I don't believe in taking medication for depression and stress conditions, (physical is a different matter). IMHO, the best medicine is to keep yourself busy, always stay optimistic, keep your good friends close

As for Candi, I don't really regard her as a sex-doll. Rather, I see her as an 'emotional support' object, rather like the diminutive Shetland ponies that neurotic American women occasionally take on planes for free. (Not sure that Candi would get a free seat...). All I know is that with her in my bed, in a beautiful town, with my good health and with a steady and successful job, I have nothing to complain about

How does Candi travel. I just wonder what a customs officer would think. and have you got your explanation off pat.

Originally Posted by Simon43

I don't believe in taking medication for depression and stress conditions, (physical is a different matter). IMHO, the best medicine is to keep yourself busy, always stay optimistic, keep your good friends close

Good for you Simon. I've tried your way a few times but have always had to fall back on the meds. I don't mind admitting it but if it weren't for meds I don't know how life would be for me today.

So you're a druggie?

Originally Posted by OhOh

Does the "medical care doll" package include the following:

1. Official doctors clothing - gown, gloves, non squeak shoes, suspender belt ....
2. An authentic framed certificate from a recognised "doctor's school",
3. A recognised prescription pad,
4. An on-call number for a competent assistant nurse, for those difficult "procedures" events.
5. Certified by Thai authorities as meeting the "Medical Care Coverage" clause visa requirements
6. Is there an male/female bolt on abdomen choice available

How does the doll determine the testosterone injections regularity, does she/he have have inbuilt sensors?
Is she/he available 100% of every month or just the regular 75%?
Does she/he require a seat on an airplane or just an appropriate checked-in luggage tag?

Now now, she's just a lump of carefully-formed TPE, not a bleedin' livin' organism

Originally Posted by OhOh

Which doll model did you purchase?

Katoey.

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

Katoey.

I think you're on the wrong website

Nice shiny ride for your lady Simon.

So you can whisk her off for a steamy weekend without arousing suspicion.

You know she deserves it after the testosterone fuelled pounding her latex ring-piece has been subjected to since you got your grubby paws on her...

^ Great idea... you'll also be able to use the good parking spots.

I've sometime thought about going down the 'doll' route... my dogs give me all the companionship I need but they don't provide 'everything', if you know what I mean.

Not sure how the wife would take it though... she can get a bit difficult at times.

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ Great idea... you'll also be able to use the good parking spots.

I've sometime thought about going down the 'doll' route... my dogs give me all the companionship I need but they don't provide 'everything', if you know what I mean.

Not sure how the wife would take it though... she can get a bit difficult at times.

One way to find out.

I watched a YT documentary about guys in the USA with their sex-dolls. You have to be pretty fit/strong to manhandle these dolls outside, and they were all using wheelchairs, as Looper illustrates. I'm sure most of these guys will end up in the wheelchairs themselves after struggling with the weight!

So Candi doesn't go out - she sits up in bed and watches the TV with me. She's just a lump of TPE of course, but one's brain can have a vivid imagination. TBH, she's a lot livelier than some of the starfish bar-girls that I used to fine all those years ago....