It's all going of in Mai Arse..
Stripper is on soon for the birthday boy...
^How much have you had to drink celebrating,Betty's Birthday?
Put ye money on de pool table la.
Is he really 50 or is this a piss-take? Happy b'day if it's true though
^
Once your head works you will realise that the vast % of humanity reaches 50.
btw happy birthday BB
Yep, Happy 5-0 BB. 50 is the new 40, or something trite like that.
Betty, big 50 is a good time to do your big coming out to your friends and family
^ hahaha, not this year...
Thank you, Dilly and fellas. Very kind. I wonder if the missus will let me out for a beer???
Me dad tried to mock me due to this milestone, cheeky git, I soon put him in his place...
All I want this year (just like most of the previous 30 years) is a couple of days alone with a kingsize bed, a few bottles of Krug, a jacuzzi and a 30-year-old MB...
Cycling should be banned!!!
Happy Birthday Mr Boo!
We cooked a chocolate Birthday cake for you!
Absolutely delicious it is, too!
Light as a feather... we'll save you a piece!
This is how good it is... four dogs sitting simultaneously... a first in this household!
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