Latest from THE FRIENDLY BAR.....

Luckydog · 04-10-2007, 12:03 AM

Sow is not doing too well right now, and she is patiently awaiting the arrival of more Farangs next month.

Getting attractive girls to sit at a Bar that is not patronised is proving a bit difficult, but she has managed to get a couple of 'Virgins' ie untouched by Farang hand.

One of them a pretty girl,was Bar Fined almost as soon as she arrived about six days ago by a young guy from Norway. He is on his first visit to LOS apparently.

He told her he was in love with her, wanted to marry her, and would take her to his country asap. She is so 'green' that she believed him.......

The little blighter shagged her stupid for about six nights, and didn't give her one bluddy bht!

It's gits like him that give us Farangs a bad name, no?

At times like this I am glad I don't have a Gun!

bkkmadness · 04-10-2007, 12:07 AM

The bar gets it's bar fine, the girl will either learn her lesson or gets married and taken to Norway, what's the problem?

**stroller** · 04-10-2007, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by Luckydog

The little blighter shagged her stupid for about six nights

Did she enjoy it?

bkkmadness · 04-10-2007, 12:15 AM

Sounds like she was stupid even before he shagged her that way.

Still I bet they both had fun, and who knows maybe she can squeeze him for a few baht over the email.

**Gallowspole** · 04-10-2007, 12:39 AM

My first time here as a 20-odd year old I shagged a girl on Samui for 14 all days all nights and the only thing I left her was walking like John Wayne. I didn't know different plus she told me she loved me long time.

It's a learning curve for both parties. As a bar owner running girls you have to weigh up your options - tell the punter the score and shatter his illusions or let him have his girlfriend experience and hope he returns with his mates next year. If he does return he'll then probably find out then that there's no free lunch but will still frequent your bar as it reminds him of his first time in fantasy land.

He might then return ad infinitum until he's sat drinking Sang Som with a Chang chaser on on Beach Road wishing he'd been told all those years ago that his first Thai love was a 2 bit whore.

**stroller** · 04-10-2007, 12:46 AM

I've had to explain a few 'facts' to visiting mates before...

**Richard Littlejohn** · 04-10-2007, 12:48 AM

Originally Posted by Luckydog

she has managed to get a couple of 'Virgins'

Disturbing.

bkkmadness · 04-10-2007, 12:50 AM

Sang Som with a Chang chaser

Posh bastard! Bring out the lao cow.

Just a little extra note, did a quick search to get the spelling of lao cow correct, first result on google brought me to a post from the Scamp talking about drinking it after a night out at Stroll's place. It's a small world for Thai alchys.

edit: Bloody hell RC is in there too...

Lao Chow, lao cow, lao chao, call it whatever you want, rice wiskey

another edit: Shit just realised it's Lao Kao isn't it!

Could do with a drop now.

**Gallowspole** · 04-10-2007, 12:57 AM

I 'treat' my mates to the girlfriend experience the first time they come. What they don't know doesn't harm them. If they return, which invariably they do, then the 'facts of life' are gently made known.

**stroller** · 04-10-2007, 01:00 AM

I prefer to spell it "Lao Kao", which hits much more variety with google.

bkkmadness · 04-10-2007, 01:01 AM

^ And you are completely right Stroller, it was your spelling I read in the thread I found on google when I searched 'lao cow'. Be proud that you are spreading great information to confused alchys all around the world.

Wakie - Thailand Forum

I 'treat' my mates to the girlfriend experience the first time they come.

It's a true friend that wears a dress for his mates.

**stroller** · 04-10-2007, 01:20 AM

A good signature I had there!

**Dougal** · 04-10-2007, 06:57 AM

Originally Posted by stroller

I prefer to spell it "Lao Kao", which hits much more variety with google.

Going slightly off topic - why do you need to search on Google for it?

**Dalton** · 04-10-2007, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by Luckydog

At times like this I am glad I don't have a Gun!

You can borrow one from me anytime, shoot that prick where it hurt the most.... Tight-ass Scandinavian twa#.....

**Dalton** · 04-10-2007, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by stroller

Did she enjoy it?

Don't you have a heart ?? The poor "virgin" was in love...

**mellow** · 04-10-2007, 09:16 AM

Originally Posted by Luckydog

Sow is not doing too well right now, and she is patiently awaiting the arrival of more Farangs next month.

Getting attractive girls to sit at a Bar that is not patronised is proving a bit difficult, but she has managed to get a couple of 'Virgins' ie untouched by Farang hand.

One of them a pretty girl,was Bar Fined almost as soon as she arrived about six days ago by a young guy from Norway. He is on his first visit to LOS apparently.

He told her he was in love with her, wanted to marry her, and would take her to his country asap. She is so 'green' that she believed him.......

The little blighter shagged her stupid for about six nights, and didn't give her one bluddy bht!

It's gits like him that give us Farangs a bad name, no?

At times like this I am glad I don't have a Gun!

I think its great, that the LOS is getting the much smarter and therefore better quality of Farang, which they are searching for. You as a Farang should take pride in this young man, or are you jealous because he is obviously smarter than you.

**Marmite the Dog** · 04-10-2007, 10:41 AM

Inspiring stuff. Not.

**Dalton** · 04-10-2007, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by mellow

I think its great, that the LOS is getting the much smarter and therefore better quality of Farang, which they are searching for. You as a Farang should take pride in this young man, or are you jealous because he is obviously smarter than you.

I strongly disagree with your point, it seems like you are looking down at the girls working in the bar and sell whatever goods the have. Her work is a trade (infact the oldest in the world) and people who use there services should respect them and pay when the fun is over. It's because of guys like him, that the girls are getting more and more "professionals" in there stories and small schemes. I am far from jealous on that sucker, I pity him for his ignorance....

**Sir Burr** · 04-10-2007, 11:23 AM

Where is this bar?

**baldrick** · 04-10-2007, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by Sir Burr

Where is this bar?

location and pics

**sabang** · 04-10-2007, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by Luckydog

Sow is not doing too well right now, and she is patiently awaiting the arrival of more Farangs next month.

Getting attractive girls to sit at a Bar that is not patronised is proving a bit difficult, but she has managed to get a couple of 'Virgins' ie untouched by Farang hand.

One of them a pretty girl,was Bar Fined almost as soon as she arrived about six days ago by a young guy from Norway. He is on his first visit to LOS apparently.

He told her he was in love with her, wanted to marry her, and would take her to his country asap. She is so 'green' that she believed him.......

The little blighter shagged her stupid for about six nights, and didn't give her one bluddy bht!

It's gits like him that give us Farangs a bad name, no?

At times like this I am glad I don't have a Gun!

Sounds like a VERY friendly bar.
Then again, I take it you are not in it for lurv alone.

Luckydog · 04-10-2007, 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by Dalton

Originally Posted by mellow

I think its great, that the LOS is getting the much smarter and therefore better quality of Farang, which they are searching for. You as a Farang should take pride in this young man, or are you jealous because he is obviously smarter than you.

I strongly disagree with your point, it seems like you are looking down at the girls working in the bar and sell whatever goods the have. Her work is a trade (infact the oldest in the world) and people who use there services should respect them and pay when the fun is over. It's because of guys like him, that the girls are getting more and more "professionals" in there stories and small schemes. I am far from jealous on that sucker, I pity him for his ignorance....

You sir are a gentleman and a scholar. Not like that GIT Mellow. I thought he was better than that...."Smarter than me?" NO! More dishonest.

Luckydog · 04-10-2007, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by baldrick

Originally Posted by Sir Burr

Where is this bar?

location and pics

It's on the right in that new bar complex opposite Mike Shopping Mall on second rd.

Soryy no pics yet.

Come for a beer guys and if I am there it's on me. OK?

**colourful-era** · 04-10-2007, 12:45 PM

Originally Posted by Luckydog

The little blighter shagged her stupid for about six nights, and didn't give her one bluddy bht! It's gits like him that give us Farangs a bad name, no?

sounds like you must be married to a bar girl (or ex-one ) you sad old fuck!

how about girls as you mentioned giving Thai women a bad name.

**colourful-era** · 04-10-2007, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by Luckydog

but she has managed to get a couple of 'Virgins' ie untouched by Farang hand.

you mean until some drunken old slob like you turns up to 'educate them'

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