If Seinfeld can have a show about nothing, why can't we have a thread about nothing?

I'll start,

I'm just sitting here drinking coffee.

Yep. Not too bad. It is instant, but it's coffee and still tasty. Kind of. No machine, just a coffee bag. You know, it's not as bad as I thought it would be! You'd think it would taste like tea or something but it doesn't.

Want some?