Thread: I Had A Dream...

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Do you fancy a couple of Bombay Badboys?

Ya gone Tomcat on us bud?

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Surprised you haven't offered to tarmac Ant's drive for him yet

From the Small Things Amusing Small Minds Files...



And it has a remote...

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

From the Small Things Amusing Small Minds Files...

You created a wonderful little palace for us drunks but lets be honest you are close to a teetotaler yourself. So when the boys get drunk where do you send us?

Originally Posted by bsnub

but lets be honest you are close to a teetotaler yourself.

Pretty close to it but I'm working on it!

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Pretty close to it but I'm working on it!

If I do make it over then you should hide the whiskey and make a bed close to the bar.

Easy, comfy seats/sofas right there



Within crawl distance

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Easy, comfy seats/sofas right there

I figured you had it all thought out for us bogans.

Could do with a bit of tarmac there on that green area behind.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Lazada?

Did you leave any of their zany beer posters unpurchased?

Looks like a good set up though.

Too good for some of us to ever leave if it were at our place.


*cough*

Originally Posted by cyrille

Did you leave any of their zany beer posters unpurchased?

Only the ones that were too tacky and gaudy.

So I got inspired to add a touch of class:





Cricket, classy as fuck.

Also some people getting inordinately angry again further inspired me to start on the next projects so I got meself down to the garden center this morning to scope some shit out. I'm going to put a water feature similar to this:



Here:



And some wall carvings here:



Though not necessarily the pictured ones, they are just highly technical MS-PAINT renderings so I could get an idea.

Well it's a start, more arriving next week I think:





Bonus superfluous pic of some autographed rugby memorabilia just cos I know taxi will be hate reading this thread and it makes him mad.

Also first person to correctly identify all five gets a free beer-shandy at Robertson's Bar & Grill*










*Terms & Conditions Apply -- i.e. don't bother Googling taxi, you're not welcome.

^Lewis, Meninga, Langer, Thurston, Lockyer.

*Just to add, I stood a few feet away from the guy in pic 1 (Lewis ) once, he was leaving the same country after having played a game and was in the next Immigration queue. I'm anything but small, but felt small standing next to him. A genuine fucking monster, the veins in his arms and neck were like rope and he was relaxed and smiling at that time. Must have had a size 17 shoe, and was just huge from head to toe. Cannot even begin to imaging trying to tackle someone that size if they were standing still, let alone at full-steam.

OK I'll give you a lemonade just for the effort.

Hey Ant, start saving mate, you need a barbecue set up like this one. Belongs to a mate in the states..

Oh sweet baby jesus yes.

That's one hell of a set-up! Not even going to bother to ask how much, I can't afford it.

1/ jonah lomu

2/ frank bunce

3/ tim horan

4/ wayne shelford

5/ don't know ??? Looks a little like Quentin Pongia, but wrong code and maybe a decade apart.

Are Pies still the Prize?

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Are Pies still the Prize?

4/5 isn't bad but only a lemonade for you too.

^ Harsh, very harsh!

Originally Posted by David48atTD

Harsh, very harsh!

Oh sorry my bad...

a free lemonade for you too

Robertson's Bar & Grill: We Aim To Please (And Mostly Miss!)

I have one of them...

I believe I've seen those same carvings on Ankor Wat.. did you steal them?
Beautiful anyway, the waterfall garden will be amazing. The sound is also very calming. Having a dream is always a good thing to have.

Has anyone ever opened that door while someone was mid throw at darts?

Originally Posted by TheRealKW

I have one of them...

I can't even remember where I got that, CM Sixes maybe?

Originally Posted by armstrong

Has anyone ever opened that door while someone was mid throw at darts?

Couple of close calls.

All good though, it's just one of those crappy plastic ones with the perforated board.

Can't recall the last time anyone even used it so I'll probably just get rid of it.