You know you're average when...

**David48atTD** · 10-04-2019, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by fishlocker

When Dave goes to Thailand he knows to keep his hands in his pockets, not that it's cold. It's just that he has learned to.

He really needs the money.

คุณคิดถูกแล้ว ผมไม่มีเงิน

ปกติผมฉี่ในห้องน้ำ ไม่ใช่ในหม้อแกง

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 03:35 PM

You know you're average when...

**David48atTD** · 10-04-2019, 04:00 PM

You know you are average when you are feeling comfortably numb ...

Fish ...

What seems to be the trouble?
Are we feeling out of sorts?
Do you think they're gone forever
Can you show me where it hurts

...

You mustn't let it get your head down
You should go out and do the town
There's no good moping here alone
Feeling sorry for yourself

Go and see what you can find
It's Wednesday night and you should unwind

Credit

EDIT:- Pearl Jam do a decent cover of the classic ... watch?v=NLGqmRch9dA

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 04:12 PM

David "the mathss wizz" professor has called me out. Yes, if I were an ordinary man I'd be in bed by now so I may wake up and do it all again. You see David is fucked. Has been, though no fault of his own, as that is what mathss he had been spoon fed/ie; taught.
Now I was just up looking at some numbers. I guess I should be happy but yea I know I'm gonna need a bigger boat.

**David48atTD** · 10-04-2019, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by fishlocker

David "the mathss wizz" professor has called me out.
Yes, if I were an ordinary man I'd be in bed by now so I may wake up and do it all again.

You see David is fucked.

Has been, though no fault of his own, as that is what mathss he had been spoon fed/ie; taught.
Now I was just up looking at some numbers.

I guess I should be happy but yea I know I'm gonna need a bigger boat.

It's OK Fishie.

Speaking of numbers ... where does a Fish keep his money?

In a River Bank

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 04:16 PM

Not like i'm taking two of all you mothers with me. That be a hell of a boat. Maybe Dill could help with that. I thought I saw his ship in port a year or two ago. Das boot.

fish

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 04:18 PM

I'm not even gonna bite on that... Hey want to buy a rice farm?

**David48atTD** · 10-04-2019, 04:29 PM

^ Can I bank on that?

Originally Posted by fishlocker

I'm not even gonna bite on that... Hey want to buy a rice farm?

Will pass on the Rice Farm ... but thanks.

We are Fish Farmers ...

https://teakdoor.com/living-in-thaila...d-relaxed.html

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 04:38 PM

I know. Not a bad gig. If these guys were more relaxed i'd do some aquaphonics though the way it looks now I feel like I should just visit every now and then.

Not a bad place but it does seem that any real investment could end up down stream.

Just sayen is all...

fish

**Stumpy** · 10-04-2019, 04:43 PM

Originally Posted by fishlocker

I'm not even gonna bite on that... Hey want to buy a rice farm?

Hey Fish. Are ya talking to yourself from post 81? Must be hell to remember if you answered yourself...

**NamPikToot** · 10-04-2019, 04:44 PM

Originally Posted by fishlocker

If these guys were more relaxed i'd do some aquaphonics
fish

Cy meditates to it

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 04:51 PM

Let's do the math. Up14.51% ytd. Up a bit. Jumped out a few weeks ago only to buy in for less and had the bond bounce up on the way.

It must suck to be average.

JPPR you must be a dink. You need a bigger truck or something to keep you believing you made the right move.

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 04:56 PM

We have a mathss wizz, we have a drone pilot, the average are coming to roost.
So what is it like to be average? Show me something, take me there.

**Stumpy** · 10-04-2019, 05:02 PM

You are a tool Fishlocker and you appear sadly below average.

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 05:02 PM

Thanks for the meditation vid. As for David I wonder if he feels like a guest or is treated like an outsider when he can manage his time abroad.

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 05:05 PM

I am a tool. God damn right. And you sir are a muppet. Yea that's right, a muppet. One of those old guys up in the balcony.

**David48atTD** · 10-04-2019, 05:06 PM

^^^^ I really like the idea of aquaponics ... it really completes the circle.

At the Farm we/they are only 270^o in their circle ... but what can a white boy teach them?

I envisage a closed loop food generation where a crop was grown on the water's surface to absorb the nitrogen/nitrates produced as part of the life cycle. A symbiotic relationship 蝦菜人共生

but what do I know ... I'm just the crazy Falang

... but we digress from defining average.

**Stumpy** · 10-04-2019, 05:16 PM

[QUOTE=fishlocker;3930931]I am a tool. God damn right. And you sir are a muppet. Yea that's right, a muppet. One of those old guys up in the balcony.

Old guy on a balcony? Again letting your mouth over load your ass. But to admit you are a Tool is pretty odd. But hey. I guess if ya know then all good.

Might want to check out Urban Dictionary.

**David48atTD** · 10-04-2019, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by fishlocker

As for David I wonder if he feels like a guest or is treated like an outsider when he can manage his time abroad.

Me? I'm on the inside ... as much as a white boy can.

I remember once when the Farm Father was going somewhere once and I asked for some pork noodles.
Reached into my pocket to offer the BHT30.
He replied ... no need ... you are Family.

I'll never be more then 5% Thai in their eyes, but I am accepted and I am Family.

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 05:31 PM

Great stuff there. I've been pondering the idea for some time now though they talk of a road out front and other changes so we are in the wait and see mode.

Oh, and JPPR I hope you can take a joke. This thread started out as a bit of fun as I noted that I am I would say average. Yea, though I'm sure I can use those screens on the rental otherwise I'd have pitched them. And yes the repainted yardworks will do the trick for a few more years.

Cool bike BTW. I love riding bikes be it here or there or anywhere. You know I'm just jealous as it could be me, carefree tail to the wind and all.

Hey how about next time I start a thread I'll call it..........

fish

**Neverna** · 10-04-2019, 05:33 PM

Fish meet Rab.
Rab meet Fish.

**David48atTD** · 10-04-2019, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by fishlocker

Hey how about next time I start a thread I'll call it..........

More then your standard deviation ?

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 05:45 PM

Made me laugh Nev but why drag Jack into this?

Oh, and David you fit right in as, well less than the average.

**fishlocker** · 10-04-2019, 05:49 PM

You know you are average when.........you know the deal and are force fed it.

**David48atTD** · 10-04-2019, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by fishlocker

Oh, and David you fit right in as, well less than the average.

Oh well ... at least I've found my lot in life.

Newbie ... lower then average.

Sigh ... I thought I could be so much more ...

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