I've been back in Thailand (after a few years in Myanmar) for exactly 6 days. One thing that I've really noticed is what a fcuking state most (yes most!) Thai women are, compared to the average Myanmar woman.

Now I'm not into female lard-buckets, (which seem to exist in ever-increasing quantities in both Thailand and Myanmar). But at least the Burmese fatties have the decency to dress in appropriate, stylish clothes that enhance their figure.

But here in Thailand... what a complete dog's dinner!! It's rare to see a Thai women wearing any stylish clothes. If they are young and slim, then it's tight shorts and t-shirt (yep - I'm OK with that). But all other females are bursting out of too-tight jeans, scruffy t-shirt and droopy boobs supported only by some tattered old bra.

Quite frankly, it is a total fcuking turn-off. The majority of Thai women (and men) that I've seen in the past few days are overweight, sometimes hugely so. Why can't Prayut introduce a ban on these slobs venturing out during daylight hours?

Right - got that off my chest....