Thread: This Curse is coming to you

I’m finally coming to terms with the fact that I am getting old , in fact I have a funny feeling that I may be the oldest forum member , Currently I am 71 . Any one else in my age group and if so how are you dealing with any negative age related thoughts that you may be having , and for younger spring chickens , I’m sure you know your time will come , so how are you going to deal with this getting old curse

I masturbate a lot.

Orrens

Originally Posted by Orrens

I masturbate a lot.

Orrens

You will end up going blind or deaf in one ear

I masturbate more than 'im as I am younger

Well, at least you have accepted you have a problem.

Being a miserable old cunter obsessed with death will endear you to many.

But not on here.

Hope this helps.

Originally Posted by Switch

Well, at least you have accepted you have a problem.

Being a miserable old cunter obsessed with death will endear you to many.

But not on here.

Hope this helps.

I’m starting to worry much more when I go bed , will I wake up in the morning , any advice

Originally Posted by Thunderbum

I’m starting to worry much more when I go bed , will I wake up in the morning , any advice

I’m more concerned about the amount of sleep I will get. Two hours or six.

Can you afford to wake up dead tomorrow?

Originally Posted by Switch

I’m more concerned about the amount of sleep I will get. Two hours or six.

Can you afford to wake up dead tomorrow?

But don't you as you lay your head down on the bed pillow , some times get a little voice in you head saying , I wonder if I will wake up in the morning , I know I do .

Originally Posted by Thunderbum

I’m starting to worry much more when I go bed , will I wake up in the morning , any advice

silly [at][at][at][at]. dont go to bed. if u dont wake up in the morning how will u know. dying in ur sleep is a bonus.u so obviously dont enjoy life , may i suggest a hobby, i hear noi is free.

Originally Posted by Thunderbum

I’m starting to worry much more when I go bed , will I wake up in the morning , any advice

i dont like going to bed either,its over 73yrs.that i have never failed to wake up where i started from.twice last yr.i work up in a strange bed with a drip by my side and a nurse standing by.so thats 2times i have ventured into the unknown only to be sent back,with a message saying NOT READY TAFF.as i have been enjoying my life i dont want to go quite yet.its only this yr.that i experianced grief for the first time in my life [73yrs] that has hurt me more than anything that i have suffered in the past,and now i dont know how to cope with the pain.i doubt very much the pain will end,so till we meet again i THINK OF YOU SAM EVERY MOMENT OF EVERY DAY.
headhunter.

Originally Posted by Thunderbum

I’m starting to worry much more when I go bed

masturbate before sleep

Originally Posted by baldrick

masturbate before sleep

I'm wondering if your suffering from masturbationitus , which can be an expression of anxiety

Waiting to witness the naturally selected extermination process...

White folks.
Kharmic cycles.

I don't get that excited about birthdays anymore, I just want to sleep the day away or distract myself. Hope reincarnation exists, life is pretty swell mostly and another round of it would be great.

32, but don't like the idea of getting old and possibly ending up in a home, dementia and other issues that come with age. Actually, that gives me the screaming heebie jeebies

Originally Posted by Mandaloopy

I don't get that excited about birthdays anymore, I just want to sleep the day away or distract myself. Hope reincarnation exists, life is pretty swell mostly and another round of it would be great.

32, but don't like the idea of getting old and possibly ending up in a home, dementia and other issues that come with age. Actually, that gives me the screaming heebie jeebies

Ah dementia , now theres a word I think I remember

32 , what I would give to be 32 again , 32 was a bad age for me , although there was insuffcient evidance I still got 3 years .

Originally Posted by Thunderbum

I'm wondering if your suffering from masturbationitus

left or right wrist ?

Originally Posted by baldrick

left or right wrist ?

Do you hold your breath before ejaculation

Mental age 12. Brain thinks I’m still in my thirties, but I’m still a little way behind you, and I’m booking work for next week and next month. All good

Originally Posted by Switch

Do you hold your breath before ejaculation

only because I am listeneing intently

masturbate on all fours - well threes. Bury your face in the pillow. Ya know,...Mix it up a little.

It's all about your attitude. You have to adopt a "mai pen rai" attitude. All your worries will then go away.

Originally Posted by Neverna

It's all about your attitude.

I think he's got that already. He's currently looking to buy rubber bondage straps to surprise his new lady.

https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...bber-doll.html (Second Hand Rubber Doll)

Originally Posted by Thunderbum

I have a funny feeling that I may be the oldest forum member , Currently I am 71

Dunno about that but I'd be surprised if you were.

u aint the oldest by a long chalk... some people just love the being old bit , the , oh look at that poor old thing, staggering along, fuck that, get up straighten ur back , put a spring in ur step. stop looking for cheap love. nobody gives a fuck about u.