Cracker Culture!

**Hootad Binky** · 13-09-2007, 01:17 PM

Is there hope for American culture? Umm...

Mullets. Monster Trucks. Campin'. Bow Huntin'. ZZ Top. Ratt. Grand Funk Railroad. Alice Cooper! "Pitchfork Fondue." Semi-Automatic Assault Rifles. Robbie Knievel. "Pickle Lickin." Bikinis. Hill Climbs. Prayer. Budweiser. Choppers. Rodeo. (etc.)

It's all at:

Buffalo Chip Campground - 2007 and 2008 Sturgis Rally Information including Campgrounds, Concerts and Events

Stumbled across this HUGE website looking for monster truck videos for my son. My personal favourite:

Take a Tank Ride in a WWII Combat Active Russian T-34/85 tank !

Tank Ride
30 Machine Gun Rounds

$150.00 Per Person

2 Person Minimum

Plan on 4 Hours for this.

Drive the Tank: $1300.00

Tracer Rounds Depending on Weather Conditions

But, of course! No half-measure in the gun-shootin' department, either:

Maxim, Vickers, MG-42, Bar, ZB-37, Breda, UZI, Browning 1919A4, Browning M2HB .50 Cal,M16A2, Browning M37, M240B, M249 SAW, RPD, PKM, BAR, Bren, M14, M4A1, FNFAL-G1, Thompson M1A1, AK47, Grease Gun, M2 Carbine, Sten, M92 Krinkov, VZ-58, MP5, UZI, AK Bulgarian Krinkov, M60, Colt 9MM SMG, PPsh41, PPS43, Port Said/Swedish K, and MORE!

The well-designed website is huge and beyond belief. I had no idea such a thing existed!

Bands that have played at this thing:

Tesla
Sheryl Crow
Our Lady Peace
Seether
Shine Down
The Allman Brothers Band
Lynyrd Skynyrd
Jonny Lang
Kenny Wayne Shepard
Def Leppard
Styx
Geneva
Paul Rodriguez
REO Speedwagon
Tim McGraw
Ted Nugent
Eric Burdon
Joe Bonamassa
Ratt w/Stephen Percy
Warrant
Blue Oyster Cult
Billy Idol
Cheap Trick
38 Special
Traveler
ZZ Top
Dustin Evans
Toby Keith
Alice Cooper
Montgomery Gentry
The Beach Boys
Poison
Motley Crue
Smash Mouth
Grand Funk Railroad
Roy Rogers & the Delta Rhythm Kings
Doobie Brothers
Paul Rodgers
Kentucky Headhunters
Travis Tritt
Slaughter
Pauly Shore
Three Doors Down
Black Oak Arkansas
Kip Winger
Nancy Sinatra
Marshall Tucker Band
Delbert McClinton
Joan Jett
Night Ranger
Whitesnake w/David Coverdale
Montgomery Gentry
Heart
Shinedown
The Steve Miller Band
Confederate Railroad
Lita Ford
John Kay & Steppenwolf
Classic Rock All Stars
Pat Travers Band
Paul Revere & The Raiders
Slaughter
Soul Motor
Charley Daniels
Tanya Tucker
Stray Cats
Edgar Winter Band
The Guess Who
Walter Trout
Mountain
Jethro Tull
Foreigner
Nazareth
BTO
Sam Kinison
Great White
Jackyl
Nickelback
Kid Rock
Georgia Satellites
Muzik Mafia
Queensryche
Journey
Dickey Betts

It goes on, and on, and on...(kinda looks like fun, though)

**DrB0b** · 13-09-2007, 01:45 PM

^That all looks really cool. I'm off to the US consul tomorrow morning.

**hillbilly** · 13-09-2007, 07:07 PM

Yee haw!!!

**Dougal** · 13-09-2007, 07:31 PM

Originally Posted by Hootad Binky

...(kinda looks like fun, though)

If you're white?

**blackgang** · 13-09-2007, 10:25 PM

^ Now why white??
I have been to Sturgis bike week, just about all motorcycle riders that love riding have made Sturgis at least once and some go every year.
There are a lot of Black Harley riders in the USA and a goodly number of them go to Sturgis and have a hell of a time, anyone that like bikes and partys should make it if at all possible, but it does get kinda rough at times, no place for sissys and preachers, but some of those RIDING FOR THE SON also make it.

**Mr Earl** · 13-09-2007, 10:43 PM

Sometimes I am proud to be American.

Not sure about the mullets.
And let's not forget rye whiskey.

Hip hip for Miss Buffalo Chip!

**Hootad Binky** · 14-09-2007, 12:25 AM

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

Sometimes I am proud to be American.

Not sure about the mullets.
And let's not forget rye whiskey.

Yeah!

**Mr Earl** · 14-09-2007, 01:06 AM

Yea but the Canadians stole it from us. And we stole it from the French.

**Hootad Binky** · 14-09-2007, 02:52 AM

Rye n' Ginger is my favourite highball, and no-one outside Canada seems to know what it is. Same goes for a "Caesar," truly the Emperor of Cocktails!

**dirtydog** · 14-09-2007, 02:57 AM

I used to drink rye and ginger, only time I went to Canada was a stop off at some airport, so it cant just be a Canadian thing.

**BUCKEYE** · 14-09-2007, 03:11 AM

Canadian rye is the best. Made with more barley than corn. Highballs just a name for whiskey and ginger ale in some places. Some good Crown Royal on the rocks is all you need.

**Hootad Binky** · 14-09-2007, 04:32 AM

How about a Caesar, anybody ever have one? Yummmm.....

**astasinim** · 14-09-2007, 04:50 AM

Originally Posted by Hootad Binky

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

Sometimes I am proud to be American.

Not sure about the mullets.
And let's not forget rye whiskey.

Yeah!

Aaahhh Yes good old CC with a coke. Lived off that stuff when i was in Canada.

**Hootad Binky** · 14-09-2007, 05:53 AM

Saw a "motorcycle rodeo" on tv recently; it involved guys dragging their wives behind their hogs on tires while the gals grabbed potatoes off pylons. The ladies had to eat a lot of dirt and dust but were very focussed on victory.

Another activity involved hiding a potato in a big pile of hay and a bunch of chicks had to run in there and fight over finding it first and frankly I think such activities build stronger couples

**BUCKEYE** · 14-09-2007, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by Hootad Binky

How about a Caesar, anybody ever have one? Yummmm.....

OK I primed myself up for this one . Did not want to talk about POT on another thread. 1/2 bottle of The Famous Grouse Scotch and I am here again

...
I think you mean a Bluddy Julius? Right? The only Ceasar I have had is a salad. Give me the recipie please.

**obsidian** · 14-09-2007, 09:10 AM

sturgis is very well known in the u. s of a.

**blackgang** · 14-09-2007, 10:23 AM

well if you are gonna drink RYE, why not Old Overholt Rye Whiskey,, some premo drinking..And it is 100 proof, not for sissys

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 14-09-2007, 10:29 AM

I want to go to America, I have a mate in Charlet North Carolina that says if I said "Tomatoes" in a Hugh Grant accent I would get laid before I could say "Oxford" with a lisp.

**blackgang** · 14-09-2007, 10:31 AM

And the good thing,, In North Carolina everyone has the same DNA.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 14-09-2007, 10:36 AM

He's just there for a horse show, he's gonna buy some horses for a steak probably.

**Hootad Binky** · 14-09-2007, 12:00 PM

Originally Posted by BUCKEYE

Originally Posted by Hootad Binky

How about a Caesar, anybody ever have one? Yummmm.....

OK I primed myself up for this one . Did not want to talk about POT on another thread. 1/2 bottle of The Famous Grouse Scotch and I am here again

...
I think you mean a Bluddy Julius? Right? The only Ceasar I have had is a salad. Give me the recipie please.

I like Grouse. Smooth. Some of the single malt stuff seems an acquired taste, imho.

A Caesar is made with Clamato (clam and tomato juice - very savoury and delicious, actually) vodka, of course, tabasco, worchester sauce, salt and peeper, lime juice, and a celery stick.

**blackgang** · 14-09-2007, 12:19 PM

Shit thats just a Bloody Mary made with Clamato, I drank a bit of those,
I always flew Braniff Int. if possible cause they made the best Bloody Marys of any air lines.

**attaboy** · 14-09-2007, 12:43 PM

Pickled string bean is the finishing touch on a BMary.

**blackgang** · 14-09-2007, 03:52 PM

Yes thats very good also, but a bloody mary when I was drinking was good even without the string bean, celery, clamato ot tomato juice, just drink it right out of a 100 proof smrinoff bottle and make believe it had all that other shit in it.
Salty Dogs were good to, even without the salt or grapefruit juice, I used to get as bad as sTroller, but very seldom shit my pants tho.

**NickA** · 14-09-2007, 04:06 PM

Yep, I like them with a bit of cheese, Jacobs are the best.

I hope CMN doesn't have any games to play with them.

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