Thread: TD 3.0 Upgrade

Welcome to the Future


Apllications may vary


https://lifeboat.com/ex/web.3.0


Worried that real intelligence drools over your every post, worry not AI is coming, like AOL with a scouse accent


The Internet of thingys, a voice activated dildo, wifi farts , remote hangover cures.

New Spam app for pre chipped NRA mumblers, sorry , thoughts, prayers, right to arm bears mumble


Thrill as your autopilot drone ravishes the pizza boy and drops the deep pan in your lap, as your paypal chip is scanned


Buy plastic wired things made by Chinese kids at the flick of a knob.Pre-heated pants for the adventurous.Relax during 3 day upgrades of "Windows Cleaner" 10.3 bastards pro edition


Sup up blockchain, you can blockchain tuggers in the doghouse. Remote dental repairs for those broke from BIT coins


Switched on but automated moderation, never slip in by mistake.Cloud wanking , both sdes now.

Networking tools for the socially inept in plain rapper


4d printing Prattier Piles dishes direct to your virtual plate


A remote controlled inflatable PB on demand with an off Knob, Full spectrum gender assigment to match nearest bathroom.


Online translation suddenly decode thaose starnge UK , Aussie or Kiwi grunts


Finally the Tesla battery driven pogo stick, mango peeler and toothbrush


Robocrap running on etherium no piss need be drunk


Playstation playmates puts the X in Xbox


K9 pets nver use a pooper scooper again.


Hologram Pie delivery it's like they were really there.

Midstream Peters on for Dullbarts.



Look there's an SQL, all those tech on your new fitbotty, fits discretely in nature's own send interface