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    Man accused of putting finger in womans bottom during sex...

    And on International Women's Day, too.



    Man accused of putting finger in woman's bottom during sex is cleared of sexual assault

    Scott Howard, 26, was found not guilty of assault by penetration, prompting cheers from the public gallery at Leeds Crown Court today.


    A man has been cleared of sexual assault after he was accused of putting his finger in a woman’s anus during sex.
    Scott Howard was found not guilty of assault by penetration, prompting cheers from the public gallery at Leeds Crown Court as the verdict was read out.
    The 26-year-old had been accused of sexually assaulting the female while she was on top of him during sex in March last year.
    The court previously heard that the pair had been drinking alone in the woman’s Huddersfield home after talking on Facebook.
    Opening the trial, Richard Woolfall, prosecuting, said: “She agreed to sexual intercourse with him.
    “In doing that act, he then put his finger up her bottom.
    “It was painful. She told him to stop.”


    Mr Woolfall said this went on for several minutes until the woman got off the defendant, asking him why he did not stop.
    In a video recording of the woman’s police interview, she claimed the defendant immediately denied putting his finger in her - and denied even having sex with her, adding: “He was, like, trying to convince me that nothing had happened - that I was going totally crazy.”
    She also claimed Mr Howard told her he had recently ended a long-term relationship and had been trying to convince her to have sex for hours, but she did not want to and she does not know why she got on top of him on the sofa, describing herself as ‘quite easily influenced’.
    The alleged victim, who cannot be identified for legal reasons, had known Howard, of Sowerby Bridge, for years but they had never been in a relationship.


    During cross-examination, she said that she did not orgasm during sex with the defendant and they had only been having sex for about five minutes when it happened.
    John Batchelor, defending, said: “But then your mood suddenly changed.”
    The woman replied: “When he inserted his finger and it hurt, yeah.”
    In tears, she added: “Normally when you are having sex you are supposed to stop if someone says no.”
    Mr Batchelor asked the woman if she had even accused Howard of rape afterwards, to which she replied that she could not remember.


    He asked: “Did you feel at that point that you had simply let yourself down and felt used?”
    She replied: “No.”

    Mr Batchelor said his client accepted having sex with her, but said the offence never happened.
    There were cheers from the public gallery as the jury foreperson delivered the verdict.

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-new...omans-12145451

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    here he is , and i wonder why it says "brown fishing" on his hat?

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    It says "browning-fishing", you blind old bat.

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    The truly fucking bizarre aspect of this madness is that the CPS and police were permitted to prosecute the case by the Courts.

    The country has gone fucking insane.

    Honestly, what has it come to that a chap can't slip a digit up a whoopsie's fundament whilst thrusting his way through the gates of paradise.

    Fucking disgrace.

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    ^Totally. Inserting a finger (or two) up the rectum used to be a recommendation from serious books like "The Joy Of Sex", etc.

    If it didn't work, at least you didn't get asked to make breakfast in the morning..

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    he pair had been drinking alone
    not alone alone?

    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    she does not know why she got on top of him on the sofa, describing herself as ‘quite easily influenced’


    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Mr Batchelor
    I wonder why

    Yet Sowerby Bridge is famous for it's Happy Valley?
    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    “Did you feel at that point that you had simply let yourself down and felt used?”
    She replied: “No.”
    Ta Hal for keeping us abreast of UK Justice.Average case costs nigh on four grand

    https://www.economist.com/news/brita...-price-justice

    P.S for our younger less experienced ahem

    'DIGITAL NOMADS'

    Key thing to remember after any uphill garden, don't lick your fingers

    Also the the bloke is named but not the woman ?
    Russia went from being 2nd strongest army in the world to being the 2nd strongest in Ukraine

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    ^^

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    England's got finger up the pooper laws on the books?

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    Quote Originally Posted by uncle junior View Post
    England's got finger up the pooper laws on the books?
    been 'indexed' by a Pom?

    There may be a support group to give you a hand.

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    Jaysus...I hope she's okay...

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    Bizarre , bet he's grateful that she's not pregnant with his baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wasabi View Post
    bet he's grateful that she's not pregnant with his baby.
    Using the Khyber pass as the main attack route will cover this eventuality too but getting dragged through the courts for a mere exploratory expedition may have dampened his spirit of adventure!

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    I have to agree with SeekingAss here the woman is straddling the bloke riding him for all she is worth then crys rape about getting a finger up her bum. She was on top could have rolled off and anytime. But seriously what was going through her head to go to the police saying i fucked some guy stupid but he put a finger up my arse so I've been violated. Probably butt hurt in more ways than one as didn't return her phone calls. Obviously he's been named and shamed even though been found innocent but her identity even though bringing a malicious charge is prevented from being reported but penny to a pound she's a 200kg pig who only bsnub would be proud of.

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    Rectum, damn near killed him

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    In the TD search results the thread title is listed as:-

    Man accused of putting finger in womans bottom during

    It is fortunate for the fella's prosecution prospects that the answer is revealed as 'sex' as anything else would make him a tad suspect!

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    Tad suspect? Is that like a kiddie fidler?

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    Turns out according to

    Welders Wives he was wearing industrial gauntlets

    Such misunderstnadings may be averted by premature digital in the pre nup or wedding vows

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    Would the female members of the forum like to put their point of view across, as in if you are straddling a bloke riding him for your life's worth and he slips a finger up your dirt box would you claim rape?

    Waits for Ants comment calling me a rape apologist etc etc.

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    It's nice to be asked I told the PSI Doc

    I think the key thing is pre warmed , not straight from the Ben and Harry's and

    ONE AT TIME

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    Quote Originally Posted by buriramboy View Post
    Would the female members of the forum like to put their point of view across, as in if you are straddling a bloke riding him for your life's worth and he slips a finger up your dirt box would you claim rape?
    Waits for Ants comment calling me a rape apologist etc etc.
    555...Prolly happened to him, too...While on top...

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    This chappie could of ended up on the sex offenders register.

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    Were his parents cheering as well?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Looper View Post
    Man accused of putting finger in womans bottom during
    ....childbirth
    ....matinee
    ....dinner
    ....a heated argument
    ....violin lesson
    ....Ramadan
    ....her menstrual cycle
    ....bus ride
    ....concert
    ....

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    Also the the bloke is named but not the woman ?

    And this is the tragic part!

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    Can someone please tell me what self satisfaction one obtains by sticking ones finger up someones chocolate starfish.

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