Thread: How to hide an unsightly erection!

Tips on Hiding the Unsightly Erection

They didn't point out the best two.

1) Putting your hand in your pocket and covering your knob.
2) Pinning your knob up with the waistband of your pants.

How do you hide your unsightly erections?

Mine are quite sightly thank you very much.

Originally Posted by NathairCeann

Mine are quite sightly thank you very much.

I spose there is no shame in having a small knob.

Originally Posted by FatBoyEric

Originally Posted by NathairCeann

Mine are quite sightly thank you very much.

I spose there is no shame in having a small knob.

Absolutely not. In fact it could have it's advantages here. I am sensitive enough to be mildly distressed at the "Oh my god" expressions I've noticed when my date tugs the towel off. I should stress that I am always considerate and gentle. And no , fuck off , I WOULD NOT LIKE TO MEET UP FOR A DRINK !

I always pretend its my mobile !

Originally Posted by FatBoyEric

1) Putting your hand in your pocket and covering your knob.

That's the one.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by FatBoyEric

1) Putting your hand in your pocket and covering your knob.

That's the one.

I hope your better half doesn't have a drivers licence, then she won't have to use your dirty car keys.

Just paint it yellow and get your pet macaque to hold on to it. Everybody will assume it's a banana.

El Gibbon might get away with it even without a pet macaque.

Personally, I've never though of it before, but now that you mention it; I just cut it off.

Why would you hide it?

But when a girl gets a hard on ain't it similar to a doughnut??

i would have thought a more relevant topic here would be - how to get an unsightly erection, without resorting to viagra

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

i would have thought a more relevant topic here would be - how to get an unsightly erection, without resorting to viagra

Yeah. Or a splint!

To me an erection is NEVER unsightly. When I get one I use it QUICK!

I only ever have this problem when I'm walking through Siam Sq BTS station. I find it helps get the people in front of me out of the way. Now if only I could find a way for the ticket machine to stop thinking two people are walking through at the same time

Moose Knuckles


in yiddish this means a man that has his pants hiked up too far and has split the difference in his leaving one on either side of the crotch seam causing the individual (you'll have to sit this one out hitler, sorry) to hang low and give that 'sad puppy dog eyes' appearance to the. most often associated with older men in slacks with belts.

E.G. To seduce him I wore my best tight jeans showing off my big moose knuckles.

If it happens in the shower I usually hang my towel on it and walk out of the bathroom. The ladies find that entertaining!

^Is it really wise to tell everyone where you keep your Viagra?

I dress 'im up in a white suite and have trained him to say "De Plane! De Plane!"
"Oh excuse me, Say hello to my little fren"

Originally Posted by FatBoyEric

1) Putting your hand in your pocket and covering your knob. 2) Pinning your knob up with the waistband of your pants.

Both of these are bankers which I have used many times although 2 requires a big of quick manual arrangement. Quickly finding an excuse to sit down can help also. I usually think about root canal or John Howard as a mental cold shower before standing up again.

Originally Posted by Sparky

I always pretend its my mobile !

One of these?

^
very good Agent Smith.

just rub it a bit then glue it to your inner thigh
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You'd have a job covering this unsightly erection with your hand.

Originally Posted by Dougal

You'd have a job covering this unsightly erection with your hand.

Not true, I just tried it. I could still see bits of the sky but no building.

Left smudge marks on my PC monitor but.

Originally Posted by FatBoyEric

2) Pinning your knob up with the waistband of your pants

Works for me.