Thread: Anyone been to Turkmenistan

Have a job to do, in August for the Martial Arts games.

Anyone been there before.?

Damn chico, if Za gets your heart a pumping these two are gonna drive you right over the edge. Have fun.

Never been.

Nobody can answer that because no foreigner entering the country is ever heard of again.

AB, I'm starting to think you have a pounding over Za

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Originally Posted by aging one

Damn chico, if Za gets your heart a pumping these two are gonna drive you right over the edge. Have fun.

Gotta visit an optician very soon.

Ive been to many 'stan countries, which one is turkmenistan ?

Originally Posted by Chico

AB, I'm starting to think you have a pounding over Za:

That makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

had a long weekend there whilst working in Baku quite a few years ago now. Ashgabat is an interesting city, very much East meets West. Modern airport and hotels with huge monuments dedicated to Saparmurat Niyazov. There was an Irish pub near my hotel which at least meant you could meet other foreigners (of which there were few).

Local food was very much the same as in Uzbekistan and Azerbaijan with most of the meat being lamb which is delicious. The women wear bright traditional costumes and the younger women are rather attractive with beautiful eyes.

Due to it's proximity to Iran the place was loaded with business men all of whom wanted help to get visas to America. The Israelis also wer present working on developing agriculture in the dry climate based on their making the desert green experience (and no doubt a Mossad base for infiltrating Iran)

Officialdom was very protracted and painfully demanding. Just getting a visa to enter the country took several weeks.

Have fun and don't forget your camera.

I don't know why you bother - yaso whackjob is just fantasising again

if you look back through his threads over the years he is gonna do this and gonna do that - but never goes from his shack in yasothon

Bogan Baldrick, that's not cricket, oops sorry I forgot the Aussie ain't very good at that either nowadays.

You can apply if you want I'm needing KPs as well, and I'll get a 50 quid intro fee, though I'm not sure as you're a bit disruptive.

Anyway here's my ad from FB if you wish to apply

Contact me via [email protected] and I will forward CV and they will contact you.
Looking for a new challenge? Want to earn fantastic rates whilst having a once in a lifetime experience? We are looking for CDPs, Sous Chefs and Pastry Chefs to join our brigade for the International Martial Arts Games this September in Ashgabat, Turkmenistan!
Flights and accommodation provided. Fantastic rates from £132 - £188 per day dependant on role and based upon 12 hour working days. Shifts available from 21/08/17 – 30/09/17 also dependant on role with both day and night shifts up for grabs.
Must be available for an Interview session in London, Birmingham, Edinburgh or Cardiff and a UK resident with at least 6 months’ validity on your passport. Register your interest for more information here:

Originally Posted by aging one

The one on the left must be worth a fortune.

Originally Posted by aging one

The one on the right must have been a "Stunner" when young. That's what you get for having a lazy ass husband

Tosti, thanks for the info, it sounds a colourful place.

Originally Posted by baldrick

I don't know why you bother - yaso whackjob is just fantasising again

if you look back through his threads over the years he is gonna do this and gonna do that - but never goes from his shack in yasothon

TBF he sent a speculative CV to somewhere obscure hoping they wouldn't notice he was a fraud.
In YasoJock world, that counts as a job offer.

Says the dodgy ex-army recruitment private

Originally Posted by Chico

Says the dodgy ex-army recruitment private

Bit early to be on the sauce and in fantasy Jack land.

Chas, I don't do fantasy only reality my world is interesting enough.

Most foreigners going there on sports invitations found on FB leave the country with only one kidney.

Decided I didn't want to go to Turkmenistan, got told I wouldn't get my finders fee for the six Chefs if I never went

So told them if that's the case, I'll pull the guys off the job that I found for them soon changed their tune.

You really showed 'em Chico!



It's your dreamworld after all.

Originally Posted by Chico

Decided I didn't want to go to Turkmenistan, got told I wouldn't get my finders fee for the six Chefs if I never went

So told them if that's the case, I'll pull the guys off the job that I found for them soon changed their tune.

That's muscle