your fine is.....

[kingwilly]

my fine is $885.60.

wotz urs? - i used excel to calculate my fine, dunno if it'll work here..

Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. When you are done, post your fine here.You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.



Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid or ecstasy-- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on Facebook -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend-- $20
Masturbated -- $10
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25 S
tole something -- $10
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15 P
eed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret --$20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

[Mid]

exit polls indicate ,

swimming in pools is a health hazard ..........

[obsidian]

why is anal $80?

[friscofrankie]

975.60

[chinthee]

$865 and change. We are a fine lot here aren't we?

[hillbilly]

$935.60

[friscofrankie]

Made a nasty home video -- $15

Shit I Missed that one!
$990.60

[kingwilly]

damn - that total is only slightly over $1000, which ones didnt ya do?

[friscofrankie]

None of that same sex stuff. but most everything else.
Even had sex in Jail (with my wife). Was a fire camp and we had a special conjugal visit barracks set up. Twice a month. For doing time it wasn't bad.

[November Rain]

Ooops, Goody Two Shoes here! I only got $285.60.

I really need to live a bit more!

[mrsquirrel]

Is it just the once or multiple times?

for example

Did acid or ecstasy-- $5

no is it just the once or everytime I took an e or every occasion i took an e?

[blackgang]

Jesus Christ,, done so many of em that I didn't even try to add em up. Did most of them except the same sex shit, and a lot of them did many times, shit I had 18 drunk drivings tickets, Had 6 wives, so you figure it up.

[friscofrankie]

Is it just the once or multiple times? for example Did acid or ecstasy-- $5 no is it just the once or everytime I took an e or every occasion i took an e?

Oh one for each time?
Sorry...
$11,237,356.60

[kingwilly]

Is it just the once or multiple times? for example Did acid or ecstasy-- $5 no is it just the once or everytime I took an e or every occasion i took an e?

Oh one for each time?
Sorry...
$11,237,356.60

exactly, silly question squirly.

but i think it needs updating, for instance - y is dope more than e or acid?

anal - differentiate it into giving and taking

ladyboy action?

and wotz the big deal abt sleeping with a Puerto Rican?

and sex in a church? wot abt mosques? graveyard? grave stone?

and strippers? we call them bargirls here ... no?

[sabang]

I lost count, but not quite as high as HB or FF.

[Propagator]

$605 for me

[Looper]

Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10

I met this english girl in a bar on holiday about 10 years ago. We spent a couple of hours drinking beer and bar-hopping and wandering around before somehow wandering into my hotel. She was the first girl I ever met who (to my knowledge) had shaved her welcome mat into a little strip like a border lawn around her crack (I didn't even know where Thailand was at the time). Anyway to get to the point we did the deed before asking each other what our names were. So, yes we kissed before exchanging names, but we also hid the sausage which I think has to be worth more than $0.10 ?

[shehiredahitman]

£780.60

[The Basket Weaver]

480.10, all good.

[Marmite the Dog]

$0

I'm a saint.

[chinthee]

$0

I'm a saint.

You're a pussy.

[Jet Gorgon]

It's Sunday, my HP financial calc's day of rest. But just give me what FF got, excluding expenses for the stripper and Puerto Rican and...I forget; the list is on the other page.

[Looper]

£780.60

= $1574.39 using exchange rates at close of business last Friday

I am a saintly $640.60 by comparison

[friscofrankie]

$0
I'm a saint.

Or a fuckin' Liar?

[kayo]

$ 1,020.60