‘Nothing sexual’: Naked maids wanted to clean homes, £45 per hour

[Chico]

Why the fek would you want a nude cleaner,if you can't touch her.


A naturist cleaning company is offering £45 (US$55) per hour for women willing to work entirely in the nude.
London-based Naturist Cleaners is on the hunt for women willing to clean, dust and vacuum homes around the country, wearing nothing but slippers and gloves.


The firm, which offers naked cleaning services for the nudist community, charge clients £65 for the first hour and £55 each hour thereafter, and must agree to a strict “no touch” and no pictures or video policy.


There are three services: one with the client nude, one with the cleaner nude, and the option of both.

An ad, posted on Facebook, reads: “We are looking for female naturist cleaners who can clean private houses nude.

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“The job will require doing all general cleaning like dusting, tidying up, vacuuming, watering plants, making beds, using the washing machine, ironing clothes and cleaning windows.”

The company, which is looking for part-time cleaners of “all ages and figures,” began in London two years ago and is now expanding outside the capital. Local ads are springing up in places like Peterborough, Surrey and Southport.

Owner Laura Smith told ITV she had the idea after a nudist asked if he could be naked while she cleaned for him.

“We started in London two years ago and it’s proven really popular, so we’re expanding.

“It’s a service for the nudist community. We are a cleaning company. There is nothing sexual about the business at all. The majority of our clients are nudist.

“I understand people will think certain things about the company, but there is nothing untoward about it.”

In a blog post on the company’s website, it says: “There is nothing out there that even comes close to the unique, fun and exciting experience of hiring a maid for a nude cleaning service.

“It’s the kind of experience you never forget, and it’s the kind of experience that can keep a huge smile on your face for the rest of the week.”



sounds like the commentator is getting excited.

[BaitongBoy]

and cleaning windows.”

'Kin hell...I may have "found her"...

[VocalNeal]

Cuts down on petty theft?

[tomcat]

Good part-time work for bored grandmothers and the morbidly obese...

[Gazza]

Oooops and gosh-darn-the-dash-blasted-flippity-heck! I've just dropped 2,000bahts worth of 25 satang coins. And some of them have rolled under the sofa.

Who can I call?

[Dillinger]

^ I'll get em

You're near don Muang yousay?

Come pick me up from Mo Chit BTS

[Patrick]

I'm an amateur Artist and some years ago I had a Client who asked me to paint her in the Nude.

I said:

"OK, but can I keep my socks on because I need somewhere to hold my brushes".

Patrick

[wasabi]

The Maid that screws the boss, takes him to the cleaners.

[stroller]

Oooops and gosh-darn-the-dash-blasted-flippity-heck! I've just dropped 2,000bahts worth of 25 satang coins. And some of them have rolled under the sofa.

Who can I call?

No prob if you want to be naked while I collect them.
I estimate 3 hrs total @ $65.

PM sent.

[UrbanMan]

What happens when the girls get a splash of cleanser down under? Cannot be pleasant.

[tomcat]

What happens when the girls get a splash of cleanser down under?

Kiss the boo-boo...

[chassamui]

Mine doesn't charge anything like that rate, and 'touching' is actually encouraged. Who knew that life without a Hoover and Smeg dishwasher could be so satisfying.

[Kurgen]

could get a bit messy on the 4th week