Thai New Year Plans

[david44]

Note to self

Must learn Thai ...elastic band twiddling

Take up Smoking Pai to repel snowflake visitors

Put on weight Try to eat more fried food extra snacks

Mix with fewer vegetables here

Cease exercise other than prepping Absinthe smoothies

Add Willy to 'Buddy" list

Defer house extension until Man Utd win something

Return unwanted cheque to Nigerian benefactor

Friend Hilary Clinton apparently no new pals

Visit Malcolm in the prison

Knit a re-usable/shareable condom for Steam Pizzaboy

Avoid sober farangs , surely only drunk or insane stay

Refrain from lotteries , snake chamers and Pie Pyramids

Relaunch Ajarnforum as a counselling pit.

Eschew sox,cats and people called Dave/Davina

[Cold Pizza]

I'm going to stay in and order a pizza and cry.

Carried Fisher and George Michael died.


I cannot take this.

[david44]

I'm going to stay in

Good plan I'll send you some greens to go on the side

Them Collard Reds must be warming your cockles, Happy New Year Pisserboy may your catflap be blessed with Quattro Stagger oneys and glass with Margerita's, with extra olives

PS beware of anyone in Mixed bathrooms called Topper (unless chewing a buger in which case he's sound as a sip bahts note)

[DJ Pat]

Back to muay Thai gym 3-4 times a week (I'm starting 4th Jan)

Gonna take a proper reading Thai basic course

[Sumbitch]

pass marijuana legalization law in LOS