Works Xmas parties

[Chittychangchang]

The annual Christmas parties are upon us so quickly, while some are still recovering from last years one.

What type of antics have you witnessed or been involved with in the past?

Saw this poor unfortunate tonight, tea total all year then hits the free bar..

[UrbanMan]

The most disturbing thing about that pic is the shirt.

[Chittychangchang]

I wonder if anyone pissed on him.
Will he still have a job in the New Year or is he the boss, talk about getting on the piss

The pubs are packed at the moment with numpties like this, making it near on impossible for your regular alkie to get served.

[Troy]

Is he sucking his thumb or does he have an extra long penis?

I stay away from Xmas parties, have done for years...Hard enough to put up with my colleagues during working hours let alone social ones. They're all bloody foreigners!

[UrbanMan]

^ Agree Troy. I skipped mine last week. Everyone was, "But its free food, and some free drinks !?" Can't say it out loud of course, but like most I find about 1/4 of my work colleagues to be annoying, and therefore socializing with the group has no appeal.

[Chittychangchang]

The tight wads at work offered us an opt in/out dinner dance for £25 each.
A few of the younger crowd opted out and went on a pub crawl around the town centre.
Some funny sights and much more of a Craic than being in some fuddy duddy hotel eating crap food and making polite small talk with the big wigs and brown nosers.

[David48atTD]

The annual Christmas parties are upon us so quickly, while some are still recovering from last years one.

What type of antics have you witnessed or been involved with in the past?

Saw this poor unfortunate tonight, tea total all year then hits the free bar..

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Damm it Mr Earl ... out for 1 day ... just 1 day !



From all of us who campaigned to get you out of jail you repay us with this!



Seriously ... you are a tragic.



What on Earth were you thinking?












Major fashion faux pas



Moccasins and Jeans ...

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[jimbobs]

That's fuckin Earl having his drink
I hope you done the decent thing and pissed on the twat

[Chittychangchang]

The golden showers rained torrential

[kmart]

That's fuckin Earl having his drink
I hope you done the decent thing and pissed on the twat

Earl on draught.

The Fashion Police are filing separate charges.

[jimbobs]

That shirt should have been doused with petrol
He got off lightly
He probably hasn't got a bird to go home to
I wonder what his mother will say when he gets in and puts his washing to her
The reeking of stale piss will probably come with the question
'Have you been with that fleek flang Earl

[terry57]

^

I'd say his slip on's are most disturbing as well.

Hope Blue don't see this pik, he will have him labelled a faggot immediately.

Probably correct though.

[Auroria]

"What type of antics have you witnessed or been involved with in the past?"

pink panties

Been there.

When I found a pair in the taxi on the way home.

[BaitongBoy]

At least he's holding on...

[Luigi]

[Cujo]

At least he's holding on...

I imagine it's spinning quite wildly. At least he's in the right place if he wants to vomit.

[jimbobs]

Saying that the piss pot is probably cleaner than that floor
He's still a twat