I noticed my Siam Commercial ATM card had cracked in my wallet so went to change it for a new one as I have done many times before.

The lady serving me did the normal sign here sequence but then asked me for my UK address.

I told her that as she can see from her records I've had the same Thai address for more than 12 years and I had been with the bank for 14 years.

Yes, but you need to tell me your address in the UK!

Bearing in mind I'm sitting there with my wife and she points out that we have a joint account, a house and kids and NO FUKKING UK ADDRESS!

In the end I gave them my parents old address and made up a post code, everyone's happy and I get my replacement ATM card.

David Cameron is a [at][at][at][at].