I really havnt got a clue what I'm doing in LOS

**jimbobs** · 20-03-2016, 09:17 AM

I am an ignorant narcissist gobshite
I am staying in a caravan in Scotland, it's all right for me
My kids and wife are living a decent life in Thailand
But why do I feel I have a life in Thailand
My motorbikes are there , my kids are there ,blah blah ,blah
I have more money there than I have in the UK
Is my wife getting shagged
Is she stupid enough to get shagged
Am I stupid enough to let her get shagged
Do I want her to get shagged?
You horrible clients will tell the truth

I will let you into a secret ....I'm not bothered,

Anyway I love my kids the wife is getting fat .I'm getting no younger and like to shag 25year old birds

Sooooo
What dyou recon

Is there a life for me in los
And do I want to.be in los
Think of the kids¿?

**Kurgen** · 20-03-2016, 09:21 AM

Originally Posted by jimbobs

Sooooo
What dyou recon

I reckon you're pissed outta ya skull, just like I was 7 hours ago.

Good on ya.

**withnallstoke** · 20-03-2016, 09:23 AM

On the grounds that most Thais do not have ginger hair and beards, might be worth getting back here.

All the best with your dilemma.

**jimbobs** · 20-03-2016, 09:24 AM

Is right kurgion
Good on you mate

**jimbobs** · 20-03-2016, 09:34 AM

No fuck them
PORRIDGE WOGS
Ginger one ?
I'm a blond master race Bootle fucker
With skinny arms and a bad attitude

**Kurgen** · 20-03-2016, 09:39 AM

Do you wear a skirt ?

**jimbobs** · 20-03-2016, 09:44 AM

I'm a scouser I hate English, Welsh a.Scottish, Pakis, and any other fucker
No I don't wear a skirt
But I got a nosh off a black girl once .?????
That was a cocaine storey

**Kurgen** · 20-03-2016, 09:48 AM

Did she leave a tide mark?

**Kurgen** · 20-03-2016, 09:49 AM

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black willies, but the one in the middle had a pink willie.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.

He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of black men in a predominately white, patriarchal society. 'In fact,' he pointed out, 'some serious critics believe that the pink willie also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.'

After the curator left, an Irishman, approached the couple and said, 'Would you like to know what the painting is really about?'

'Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?' asked the couple.

'Because I'm the guy who painted it,' he replied.

'In fact, there are no black men depicted at all! They're just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.'

**jimbobs** · 20-03-2016, 10:05 AM

If it wasn't for that blue eyed monster of mine
I........fuck them
White Engrish
No packi Irish
Jock
Cunts
Scouse liverpool history people

**Kurgen** · 20-03-2016, 10:09 AM

don't forget the Druids

**withnallstoke** · 20-03-2016, 10:15 AM

Scotland...........................

Thailand.................

UP TO YOU.......

**Cujo** · 20-03-2016, 10:16 AM

I reckon if she's getting shagged, well, if you're not there to do the job, someone's got to.
You should get back to live there.

**jimbobs** · 20-03-2016, 11:22 AM

I'd green you Dog but you know the score
I'm not really bothered about her getting the helmet
I just want my bikes , kids and all the rest
She can fuck right off she's just a bird
Ile keep putting money in my bank and pretending I'm a good guy
I expected more negativity off you whores
But remember the kids ha ha ha

**jimbobs** · 20-03-2016, 11:24 AM

^I'm very drunk by the way

Ohh and fuck off jeff

**Kurgen** · 20-03-2016, 11:27 AM

You never know, she may have taken up rug munching with a couple of sexy young minxes and she's gagging to get you in the mix ?

If only Carlsberg made birds

**jimbobs** · 20-03-2016, 11:36 AM

She's not a bad bird Kurgun
But she's an isaan girl and my baby's mother
And I idolise the fat cow
I've shagged women all over the world but never met a girl like her
Heart of gold
And I'm s fuckin Prince

Work that out cos I'm pissed

**Neverna** · 20-03-2016, 11:41 AM

What kind of life do you want in Thailand? You're a Scouser so TEFLing is out of the question. Are you old enough to retire in Thailand?

**nidhogg** · 20-03-2016, 11:43 AM

Originally Posted by jimbobs

Ohh and fuck off jeff

Not often you see the old "fuck off jeff" used pre-emptively.

Probably worth it though.

**jimbobs** · 20-03-2016, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by Neverna

What kind of life do you want in Thailand? You're a Scouser so TEFLing is out of the question. Are you old enough to retire in Thailand?

Not sure mate
Just happened
I'm not a man who looks ahead,
I try not to evaluate too muck
I like Thailand cos
Not think to nut
Anyway can't be senses with arguing
Ile fight any man

**PeeCoffee** · 20-03-2016, 11:51 AM

Are you keeping a diary of your writings, Jim.
Don't forget the book...and potential movie rights...that way you won't forget your children when the inevitible day comes.
Once you post a nice picture of your Mrs I'm sure all the dirtiest dicks on the forum will come running to Roi Et. They're shameless Jim. Watch out as they'll all pop Viagra to display their manhood.
The only one I would trust would be Terry along with his lady.

No worries as you'll be back soon...hopefully well before a Village Somchai takes a whack. Songkaan's next month. Safe travels on all continents.

**jimbobs** · 20-03-2016, 11:53 AM

Sorry mate I'm drunk

**patsycat** · 20-03-2016, 11:53 AM

I have one of those super duper mouses that can zap up to the top of my computer in very fast time.

So, i shall zap and re read.

**PeeCoffee** · 20-03-2016, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by jimbobs

Sorry mate I'm drunk

I know. It's okay. Anything on the tellie to take your mind off things early this morning ?

**patsycat** · 20-03-2016, 11:59 AM

Done. Still don't understand.

Off to u toob to listen to some nice musid

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