So today I take one of my very rare look at my Facebook account in which I haven't posted in years.

Open up one from one of the hottest girls and greatest lays of my life. It's a picture of her....butch haircut, 250 lbs, obligatory cat, and cuddling up to some huge dyke she described as "my love and life partner forever".

WTF? I can well imagine the depths of depression into which she sank upon my departure, but that's just a bit extreme.....

Note: Delete from wank bank!