Cinemas To Install Plastic Seat Covers Ahead of 50 Shades Of Grey Release

[Chittychangchang]

Cinemas To Install Plastic Seat Covers Ahead of 50 Shades Of Grey Release



CINEMA chains across the country have taken drastic measures to preserve the upholstery of the seats in their screens ahead of next week’s long-awaited release of 50 Shades Of Grey.
Based on the best-selling novel by British author E.L. James, 50 Shades Of Grey tells the story of a young woman’s journey into the world of kinky sex after she begins working for bondage enthusiast Christian Grey. With a budget of $40 million, mostly spent on nipple clamps and whips, the movie adaptation will be released on the 13th of February starring Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan.
Given the popularity of the property among women aged 18-to-dead, cinema owners are expecting a huge turnout on opening weekend, as sexually frustrated wives and girlfriends rush to see the erotically charged pages of their favourite novel come to life onscreen.
In a bid to curb an expensive cleanup following each screening, management at cinemas have begun fitting wipeable plastic covers to theatre seating where the saucy new movie will be shown.
“We went out and we bought up thousands of seat covers at a discounted price,” said Steven Brennan, spokesperson for the OmniScreen chain of cinemas.
“It’ll cut down on the amount of time we have to spend shampooing the seats after each viewing, and having to wait for them to dry. Our teams will be able to run in with a couple of chamois cloths and have the screen ready for the next showing in minutes”.
As pre-sales for the movie continue to break records, many boyfriends have admitted that they consider having to sit through 50 Shades of Grey to be the ultimate in BDSM torture.







Cinemas To Install Plastic Seat Covers Ahead of 50 Shades Of Grey Release | Waterford Whispers News

[BaitongBoy]

Lots of squirters, apparently...

[Hans Mann]

Are they also gonna wipe the 3D glasses after every show?

[patsycat]

I read the books, i shall watch the film. He is rather sexy. and then i shall get on with my day to day life.

[BaitongBoy]

^Pick up the pieces, do the laundry, and move on, eh patsy?...Heh...

[withnallstoke]

Cinema seat sniffing. Simply splendid.

[KEVIN2008]

With both hands she firmly held it, not wanting to let go, she looked at it and screamed loudly,those wonderful balls coming out, yes! yes! yes!....

i have the winning lotto ticket!!

[patsycat]

^Pick up the pieces, do the laundry, and move on, eh patsy?...Heh...

Don't forget the ironing. a bit like the Vagina thingy with willies and whips. and a bit of humour i hope.

I'll be the first on Kickass to download it. When you go there and see it has been downlowded once you shall know by who!!!

[Lostandfound]

I read the book. Nothing special. Even the quietest night at The Castle on Pattaya Third Road sees more excitement.

[rebbu]

"Give it to me!" she said, "I'm so fucking wet, give it to me now!"

I didn't give her back the umbrella though.

[Paddy Whackery]

When i saw "the Sessions" with that smoking hot babe Helen Hunt couple of years ago in Manhattan, some old bird kept switching on the lights periodically and walking up and down the aisles to see if anyone was playing pocket billiards...

[Chittychangchang]

France only gives Fifty Shades of Grey under-12 certificate
French declare Fifty Shades of Grey, which contains bondage and sadomasochistic sex scenes, 'a romance' and give it a 12 certificate



French children as young as 12 can go to see the highly-anticipated erotic drama "Fifty Shades of Grey" on its release on Wednesday, after the country's film board decided against giving it an adult certificate.

France's classification president, Jean-Francois Mary, deemed that the movie, starring Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson, "isn't a film that ... can shock a lot of people".



Mr Mary considers the film, that contains scenes of nudity and sadomasochist between an entrepreneur and a virginal student, "a romance, you could even say schmaltzy".
The film – based on the bestselling E.L. James novel – has been rated R in the US for its "graphic nudity" and "unusual behaviour".
Britain granted it an 18 certificate and the film is banned on screens in Malaysia where it was deemed "too sadistic".

ww.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/11406301/France-only-gives-Fifty-Shades-of-Grey-under-12-certificate.html

[wasabi]

Weird that anybody would bother to watch this, or read the book, but that's Women for you.

[Chittychangchang]

Weird that anybody would bother to watch this, or read the book, but that's Women for you.

If you know what makes them tick then you can get the best out of them

[ShrewedPunter]

One of the most gorgeous cutest girls i met in Bangkok had a smelly fanny...
I had to bin her pretty soonish which is a shame because she was lovely looking and had good english

It's sods law isn't it?

[wasabi]

Seat covers in the Cinema, is that in Saudi Arabia.

[Chittychangchang]

It's for worldwide tsunami protection apart from Malaysia where it's banned.

The premier is tonight in the UK.

I predict a lot of oversexed horny women in the coming weeks.

In fact if i was single i would probably go and watch it at the cinema on the off chance that my stamina might be needed.

[BaitongBoy]

One of the most gorgeous cutest girls i met in Bangkok had a smelly fanny...
I had to bin her pretty soonish which is a shame because she was lovely looking and had good english
It's sods law isn't it?

Throw her in the tub, punter...Then lick her clean...What's wrong with you, man?...

I hope you didn't "bin her" just over that...Not very "shrewed"...

Was expecting better from you...


PS: Was it just her ass, or her pussy, as well?...However, I realize that some consider fanny to mean vulva whereas I tend to associate it with ass or buttocks...

[ShrewedPunter]

One of the most gorgeous cutest girls i met in Bangkok had a smelly fanny...
I had to bin her pretty soonish which is a shame because she was lovely looking and had good english
It's sods law isn't it?

Throw her in the tub, punter...Then lick her clean...What's wrong with you, man?...

I hope you didn't "bin her" just over that...Not very "shrewed"...

Was expecting better from you...


PS: Was it just her ass, or her pussy, as well?...However, I realize that some consider fanny to mean vulva whereas I tend to associate it with ass or buttocks...

Her pussy juice had a bit of a stink about it..
Only pussys tasting of water will do for me now. It's how i've been conditioned in my life now.

[BaitongBoy]

Only pussys tasting of water will do for me now

Hmm...Water from 7-11, or a gutter in India?...

[BaitongBoy]

DP...(Double Penetration)...

[ShrewedPunter]

Only pussys tasting of water will do for me now

Hmm...Water from 7-11, or a gutter in India?...

evian spring water

[BaitongBoy]

^Heh...Drop the "e," Shrewed...

[Looper]

One of the most gorgeous cutest girls i met in Bangkok had a smelly fanny...
I had to bin her pretty soonish which is a shame because she was lovely looking and had good english

It's sods law isn't it?

Why not burst her nasty fart box instead?

That's sodomy's law isn't it!

[BaitongBoy]

^Heh...