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    You Can Now Get A Chocolatey Mold Of Your Butthole For Your Special Valentine

    For around $40 you can get 5 boxes of chocolate anuses delivered.



    The handmade Belgian chocolate is preservative free and comes in three mouth-watering flavors: meek milk, dilated dark, and tight white.



    If you want a longer-lasting butthole, they also come in bronze.



    Or even in silver.



    heart shaped butholes



    They come in an illuminated presentation box for you to show off to all your jealous friends.



    If you are really brave, you can even get a custom cast of your own hole. Find out more about the company and watch the molding process take place in this revealing video.



    Distractify | You Can Now Get A Chocolatey Mold Of Your Butthole For Your Special Valentine

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    Was going ok until the last video. No.

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    Well, that's Moog's christmas and Birthday list for his friends sorted.

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    A mold of my arriss would need a lot of plaster.

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    Inspiring and thoughtful gift.....

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    the wrath of the grapes ?

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    I got one this morning. Inedible though.

    You know why a turd has a pointed end and a rounded end?


    If it didn't your arse would shut with a bang.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    You Can Now Get A Chocolatey Mold Of Your Butthole For Your Special Valentine
    How about making your Tilak one of these.

    The Ultimate Penis Casting Kit | Do It Yourself Penis Molding Kit

    Or You could always pour melted chocolate into the mould

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    The handmade Belgian chocolate
    I knew Butterfly was behind this...

    Handmade, no less...A handmade anus...Fookin' hell...

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    Valentines day, same old shit,piles of agony.

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    You couldn't make this shit up...Err...Hang on...

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