For around $40 you can get 5 boxes of chocolate anuses delivered.
The handmade Belgian chocolate is preservative free and comes in three mouth-watering flavors: meek milk, dilated dark, and tight white.
If you want a longer-lasting butthole, they also come in bronze.
Or even in silver.
heart shaped butholes
They come in an illuminated presentation box for you to show off to all your jealous friends.
If you are really brave, you can even get a custom cast of your own hole. Find out more about the company and watch the molding process take place in this revealing video.
Distractify | You Can Now Get A Chocolatey Mold Of Your Butthole For Your Special Valentine