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    Who did you lose your virginity to?

    From another thread:

    Riding a fatty is like riding a moped; great fun until your mates see you.
    I lost my virginity to a fatty - affected me mentally for all my life....

    And you???

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    An unknown assailant violated my botty.

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    ....right hand?

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    FOR SALE BY AUCTION.

    *1 x virgin batty.*


    Description of goods.

    Made of the finest English flesh, this batty is in prime condition.
    Abused from the inside out, this batty looks and smells like a ripe summers afternoon in a Bangkok street market.

    The owner would like to stress that all goods are purchased out of sheer desperation of the buyer, and as such, are sold "as seen".







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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Nobody yet.



    FOR SALE BY AUCTION.

    *1 x virgin batty.*


    Description of goods.

    Made of the finest English flesh, this batty is in prime condition.
    Abused from the inside out, this batty looks and smells like a ripe summers afternoon in a Bangkok street market.

    The owner would like to stress that all goods are purchased out of sheer desperation of the buyer, and as such, are sold "as seen".







    You might get more bids on eGay, yes.


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    Why would you lose 'yours' as opposed to, his/hers?

    Thick count!

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    The neighbours daughter.

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    Uncertain but he left me a copy of Once upon a Time in the East as a memento.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    Uncertain but he left me a copy of Once upon a Time in the East as a memento.
    ....and B2,000 on the dresser.

    He gets around, don't ya know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by klong toey View Post
    Uncertain but he left me a copy of Once upon a Time in the East as a memento.
    ....and B2,000 on the dresser.

    He gets around, don't ya know.
    No 2000 for me i practice safe sex.

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    A real cutey, Joanie was her name, sweet as sweet can be and horny as all get out.
    Had a kind of fresh sweet milky smell about her that I can almost memory smell.
    Thanks for reminding me.

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    An Asian lass a couple of years my senior, funnily enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    An Asian lass a couple of years my senior
    A huge bollocked wench dressed in drag?

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    Strapping well built girl from the local grammar school and 2 years older than me. At least she waited for me to finish before tossing me aside like a used chip paper.
    She went on to Loughborough and ended up as a PE teacher. Specialised in field events.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui View Post
    Strapping well built girl from the local grammar school and 2 years older than me. At least she waited for me to finish before tossing me aside like a used chip paper.
    She went on to Loughborough and ended up as a PE teacher. Specialised in field events.
    The brush?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chassamui
    She went on to Loughborough and ended up as a PE teacher. Specialised in field events.
    Didn't we all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo
    A real cutey, Joanie was her name, sweet as sweet can be and horny as all get out.
    Had a kind of fresh sweet milky smell about her
    Jeez, how old was she ?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Koojo
    A real cutey, Joanie was her name, sweet as sweet can be and horny as all get out.
    Had a kind of fresh sweet milky smell about her
    Jeez, how old was she ?


    16 I think.

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    ^ Years ?

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    Lost mine to a punk rock girl when I was 15. I was really pleased at the time, as I shot my load three times in less than 15 minutes, and still had my bondage pants 'round my knees.

    Oh bondage.


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    16......... i was so delighted i placed an ad in the Local rag..... Lost by 16 year old male....Virginity........ after 2 days i received 4 replies by girls claiming they had found it .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hans Mann
    You might get more bids on eGay, yes.
    Only 3 bids so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by withnallstoke View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hans Mann
    You might get more bids on eGay, yes.
    Only 3 bids so far.
    You need to post more pics. Better buy that phone with a good camera.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    From another thread:

    Riding a fatty is like riding a moped; great fun until your mates see you.
    I lost my virginity to a fatty - affected me mentally for all my life....

    And you???




    Is this the one Simon43

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    He treated me real nice. Bought me lollies.

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