I want to post on facebook.

**Cujo** · 23-01-2015, 10:36 AM

I have an account and rarely post but often check to see what others have posted and I'm constantly annoyed by my brother posting deep and meaningful trite shit posters.

I want Counter with something that takes the piss out of that.
This almost but not quite is what I'm looking for.

Anyone got better?
Thanks chaps and gels.

**palexxxx** · 23-01-2015, 10:46 AM

I like this one.

**Jesus Jones** · 23-01-2015, 10:49 AM

I don't use personal one but it has been useful for work

**Pragmatic** · 23-01-2015, 10:49 AM

Try here. Meaning Nothing To Someone Quotes

**slackula** · 23-01-2015, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by Koojo

I have an account and rarely post but often check to see what others have posted and I'm constantly annoyed by my brother posting deep and meaningful trite shit posters.
I want Counter with something that takes the piss out of that. This almost but not quite is what I'm looking for.

Take a screenshot of anything Jeff/thaimeme posts and use that if you want trite shit that tries to sound meaningful and deep.

**Pragmatic** · 23-01-2015, 11:08 AM

Originally Posted by quimbian corholla

Take a screenshot of anything Jeff/thaimeme posts and use that if you want trite shit that tries to sound meaningful and deep.

Brilliant idea. Or just give Jeff your Facebook account details. He could post some photo's as well.

**Hans Mann** · 23-01-2015, 11:19 AM

**palexxxx** · 23-01-2015, 11:26 AM

**patsycat** · 23-01-2015, 11:38 AM

I quite like fussybook, i have 65 friends on there. And i know them all. Sitting here all alone and cat less it is wonderful to read about what they fucking ate for breakfast. Living their perfect little lives.

I also have some real friends who keep me up to date on their travels, pm me and you can be transformed into the wonderful world of Patsy's fussybook!!

**terry57** · 23-01-2015, 11:46 AM

^

Fuk it off Pats, Facefuk is for poovs and the under 12.

**patsycat** · 23-01-2015, 11:51 AM

And there i thought and dreamed that our marriage was going to last forever.

I dont give a shit about facebook, but i do use it to keep in touch with certain friends.

Skype, last night what a laugh- me here, a friend in Dublin and another in Thailand all having a laugh- that was giggles all around. First time having a threesome on Skype.

Hey, Terry, you can Skype me if you want.....

**Cujo** · 23-01-2015, 03:09 PM

I was thinking more along the lines of
(And I'm making this up as I go along so don't laugh.)

TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY AFTER THE
DAY BEFORE THE DAY AFTER YESTERDAY.

How can I put that on one of those cutesy motivational type posters to post on arsebook?

**Cujo** · 23-01-2015, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

Try here. Meaning Nothing To Someone Quotes

Red for that dross.

**Cujo** · 23-01-2015, 03:18 PM

I've noticed they have 'likes' but they don't have 'don;t likes' for the absolute SHIT people put on there. It would seem only right.

**nidhogg** · 23-01-2015, 03:28 PM

**November Rain** · 23-01-2015, 03:29 PM

^^ You used to be able to "not like" using google chrome. Not sure if you still can. I recently culled my "friends" because of political views, duck face selfies and general vapidity. I only have about 20 now. I have more on my newsfeeds from authors and groups I like than from people I actually know

**chassamui** · 23-01-2015, 03:56 PM

It is quite odd that old friends who would never dream of bothering you with inept ideology or political fuckwhittery, now spend their day trying really hard to impress/annoy you.

**Pragmatic** · 23-01-2015, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by Koojo

Red for that dross.

There's no pleasing some folk.

**Cujo** · 23-01-2015, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by Pragmatic

Originally Posted by Koojo

Red for that dross.

There's no pleasing some folk.

Did you open that site.

**chassamui** · 23-01-2015, 04:45 PM

If I accept a friend request it is usually from someone I know and trust in real life. In Facebuck world I have had to issue to a stern admonition for those insist on inviting me to play candy crush or murder mystery, whatever. They all seem to have regressed into a second childhood.

**kingwilly** · 24-01-2015, 04:24 AM

Originally Posted by November Rain

duck face selfies

Oooops. Luckily you're not on my facebook. But never fear, it's all shifting to instagram now.

Originally Posted by chassamui

d trust in real life. In Facebuck world I have had to issue to a stern admonition for those insist on inviting me to play candy crush or murder

instaban, no warnings. Imho

**Dillinger** · 24-01-2015, 05:08 AM

stick this on his wall, then unfriend him

**November Rain** · 24-01-2015, 05:37 AM

Originally Posted by chassamui

. In Facebuck world I have had to issue to a stern admonition for those insist on inviting me to play candy crush or murder mystery, whatever.

Those requests are easily blocked. The ads on UK tv for said games? Haven't found a way (apart from the off button) to block those

**BaitongBoy** · 24-01-2015, 06:39 AM

Just threaten to fck up their whole life by tampering with all things electronic that they own like the Quivering One would...Heh...(Sorry, in advance)...

**BaitongBoy** · 24-01-2015, 06:42 AM

Originally Posted by patsycat

Sitting here all alone and cat less it is wonderful to read about what they fucking ate for breakfast. Living their perfect little lives.

Heh...Laughed out loud, I did...

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