Mislaid Mojo

[david44]

Hello Happy holidays compadres feelig like I'm in slow lane lately.

Despite the poo yai yarn assurance that we are all happier,he seems nappier.

Anyone have the contact for the Ministry of Happiness,Soi Sanook?

Languid days any ideas on an energy boost

The ole crack,coke and camomile enema out of stock

It cannot be Yuppy flu as I'm insouciantly under facebooked to be Yuppy
Cannot be workshyness as I have refrained upon advice and explained to my other half immigration forbids washing up ,gardening etc as this would deprive the sons of the free from exercising in the program of natioal salvation.
Wondered if I'd had a stroke seems there is no doubt about petit mal
I thought perhaps withdrawal from tobacco and caffeine would make me healthier quite the reverse

Would a Mistletoe+myryhh mince pie help?
Years of self abuse means I can no longer tell the viagara from dog worm tablets whch ends up wearing Dr Bob Martens to bed.
I ve tried cliteredectomy,strapadictomy,colostoy pre frontal lobotomy tabs.

If it persists I may have remove rubba suiy beats and venture to the men in white coats,may your reindeer be smoked,your stockings fishnet and sparkling balls be properly hung.

[chassamui]

Get back on the Black Sobraine and stay off the black dog. Try some nice Seth efrican dry cider. Rough shag recommended in one of these.

Bacchus Meerschaum Pipe

[david44]

Zulu calvados eh......try anhing once except incense and fuck dancing said Oz Car Wild

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The Independent
A well-used anonymous witticism, often misattributed to Oscar Wilde, states that you should "try anything once except incest or Morris dancing",

[withnallstoke]

Dear David,

Mix milk/water, yeast and sugar and set aside in a warm place for a few minutes to froth

Add oatmeal, flour, and salt to a bowl and mix

Add milk mixture and oil and whisk

Leave to rise in warm place for an hour.
Lightly whisk - adding the 50 ml more warm water/milk

Cook as for pancakes - ladle mix into pan wiped with cooking oil and fry on high heat until top "dries", flip and cook otherside

Once cooked, cool on a cake rack.

Add chayze, bacon, mushrooms, cook for a further 3 minutes.




If you still need a bit of an energy boost, invite a gay lodger into your home, this will put a spring in your step.

[david44]

Ah the old oatcake indeed an old favourite howvere where to find oats in the land of rice slurpers?
My m-in-law has a face like Porridge,perhaps Begbie's sporran?

I am minded that the gay lodger is the cause not cure of my demise,I wanted to marry the gekko but her indoors said over my dead booby

[Dillinger]

Drink a bottle of Gin and have a good cry , then get straight back on that crack pipe

Merry Xmas Daffyd

[terry57]

^

Sterling Idea there Dill.

On the other hand, if there are no drugs available you mose well go for a nice walk outside, do some exercise, purve at the hot biatches then come home and knock the head off it.

If you are in Pomgolia disregard my advice, can't do any of that shit over there, the woman are fookin fugly and its cold as fuk.

Long live Thailand EH.

I'm off to Lumpini soon, I'll do it for ya.

[withnallstoke]

Ah the old oatcake indeed an old favourite howvere where to find oats in the land of rice slurpers?

Tesco oats.

Fine blend, add to flour.





For extra kick, substitute water for................

[Mr Earl]

^that little extra kick...yeehaa!

[VocalNeal]

Years of self abuse means I can no longer tell the viagara from dog worm tablets whch ends up wearing Dr Bob Martens to bed.

Many men persist with DIY for many home jobs knowing full well that some jobs sometimes require the services of a professional.

[thaimeme]

Try a taste of local Lau Long, Khun David....

[baldrick]

properly hung

If your jo has a mo maybe wun hung lo

[david44]

well thanks everyone, I'm feeling better and even ventured out on bike alone.

Like the injured monkey film it is only when you are housebound.bedridden that you can once again realize how great it is to be alive, to wander to smell the flowers feel the breeze and take part.

[BaitongBoy]

^Cheers, david...Welcome back...