Semen is 'good for women's health and helps fight depression..

[Chittychangchang]

Semen is 'good for women's health and helps fight depression'

Range of chemicals in semen 'promote mental well-being and feelings of affection', say researchers
By EDDIE WRENN FOR MAILONLINE

Oral sex is good for women's health and makes you feel happier, according to a study which studied the effects of semen's 'mood-altering chemicals'.
The State University of New York study - which scientists carried out via survey rather than through practical experiment - compared the sex lives of 293 females to their mental health.
It follows research which shows that seminal fluid contains chemicals that elevate mood, increase affection, induce sleep and also contain at least three anti-depressants.
The researchers also claim that women who have regular unprotected sex are less depressed and perform better on cognitive tests.
Semen contains another of chemicals along with spermatozoa, including cortisol, which is known to increase affection, estrone, which elevates mood and oxytocin, which also elevates mood.
It also contains thyrotropin-releasing hormone (another antidepressant), melatonin (a sleep-inducing agent), and even serotonin (perhaps the best-known antidepressant neurotransmitter).
Given these ingredients - and this is just a small sample of the mind-altering 'drugs' found in human semen - Researchers Gallup and Burch, along with the psychologist Steven Platek, hypothesised that women having unprotected sex should be less depressed than suitable control participants.



To investigate whether semen has antidepressant effects, the authors rounded up 293 college females from the university's Albany campus, who agreed to fill out an anonymous questionnaire about various aspects of their sex lives.
'THE BENEFITS OF SEMEN'
Other recent findings from Gallup’s laboratory suggest that semen-exposed women perform better on concentration and cognitive tasks and that women’s bodies can detect 'foreign' semen that differs from their long-term or recurrent sexual partner’s signature semen.
They suggest the ability to detect foreign sources is an evolved system that often leads to unsuccessful pregnancies - via greater risk of preeclampsia - because it signals a disinvested male partner who is not as likely to provide for the offspring.
Their findings also suggest that women who have unprotected sex with their partners - and therefore are getting regularly inseminated by them - experience more significant depression on breaking up with these men than those who were not as regularly exposed to an ex’s semen, and that they also go on the rebound faster in seeking new sexual partners.
Recent sexual activity without condoms was used as an indirect measure of seminal plasma circulating in the woman’s body.
Each participant also completed the Beck Depression Inventory, a commonly used clinical measure of depressive symptoms.
The most significant findings from this study, published in the Archives of Sexual Behavior, were that, even after adjusting for frequency of sexual intercourse, women who engaged in sex and 'never' used condoms showed significantly fewer depressive symptoms than did those who 'usually' or 'always' used condoms.
Importantly, these chronically condom-less, sexually active women also evidenced fewer depressive symptoms than did those who abstained from sex altogether.
By contrast, sexually active heterosexual women, including self-described 'promiscuous' women, who used condoms were just as depressed as those practicing total abstinence.
The research suggests it is not just that women who are having sex are simply happier, but that happiness levels might be related to the quantity of semen within their body.


Semen is 'good for women's health and helps fight depression' | Daily Mail Online

[cnx37]

It would certainly be a challenge to disagree with this hypothesis.
Good for acne too?

[Chittychangchang]

I believe using semen as a moisturiser will help alleviate the symptoms of Acne due to the cortisol.
The facts will certainly take some swallowing from our respected partners.
This is a hard sell for me as the missus thinks she'll get farang voodoo if she indulges.
Maybe someone could translate the article to Thai and one could send it to the wife's phone, some interesting bed time reading methinks.

[withnallstoke]

Is semen only good for women?




Just askin' like.

[cnx37]

Hey good lookin' - spend a little time with me. My goal is to please - YOU!

[palexxxx]

Some other interesting benefits of semen.

Heather Locklear: SEMEN Is Her Anti-Aging Secret ? Turns Back The Clock - Hollywood Life

[Simon43]

So if I have a wank before going to bed and smear the semen all over my face, I will sleep happy and soundly, and wake up with a fresh complexion?

Sounds about right

[thaimeme]

It would certainly be a challenge to disagree with this hypothesis.
Good for acne too?

It is popularly known to be a lovely facial conditioner.
Smear it on liberally.

[Pragmatic]

A woman is working the desk at a sperm bank. Suddenly, a man wearing a ski mask and carrying a handgun bursts through the door and points his gun at the woman.
"Go to the back and give me everything you've got!" the man says.
The woman replies, "Sir, this is a SPERM bank."
"I don't give a shit, you go get me what I told you!"
The woman goes to the back and comes out carrying a tray full of sperm samples. She sets them on the counter and turns to go back and retrieve more.
"Sit your ass down!" the man screams. "Open one of those samples!"
The woman takes the lid off a sample.
"DRINK ONE!"
"Excuse me? You want me to drink it? That's disgusting."
"Bitch, I WILL FUCKING SHOOT YOU! Drink it now!"
The woman, frightened, picks up the sample and drinks it down. The man then removes his ski mask, revealing that he is the husband of the woman working the desk.
He looks his wife straight in the eyes and says, "It's not that fucking hard, now is it?"

[PeeCoffee]

^^^ Pragmatic, if only it were that easy (lol). Good joke for the boys though.

[Chittychangchang]

Is semen only good for women?




Just askin' like.

Funnily enough this was the highest liked comment on the article...

So why only limit it to women? Men should DEFINITELY start taking doses of it too...there are plenty of depressed, unhappy men out there. They should make pills so it's available to everyone, then maybe everyone would be happy ;-)

[ENT]

It would certainly be a challenge to disagree with this hypothesis.
Good for acne too?

So I've heard.

Also a fabled skin whitener.

[nigelandjan]

Any members on here who have been lucky enough to meet my missus will tell you she is always smiling and happy

Just saying like

[Hans Mann]

makes you feel happier

Wankers be joyfully clapping at this news.

[Simon43]

Do us men have go smear our own semen on our faces? Or do we smear another man's semen?? (rhetorical question in the style of Baldrick and the drinking urine sketch...)

[Gazza]

Also heard that it repairs split ends.

I'm gonna hafta start bottling it from now on and sell it online.

'Sperma-Gaz-Zoa' - The WD40 of Cosmetology.
Skin moisturizer, mends split-ends, whitener, conditioner, anti-ageing, cures acne, in-growing toenails...and many more uses.

[shaggersback]

^ Yep. Snake oil.

[Hans Mann]

^ Nope, Shake oil.

[Chittychangchang]

^ Bio oil

[BaitongBoy]

^Wank juice...

[thaimeme]

'Tis why bukakke is such a popular activity with the lovely Japanese ladies....

[withnallstoke]

"OK boys.

Form an orderly queue.

I need my acne sorting".

[Neverna]

Do you need any help squeezing those spots, withnall?

[harrybarracuda]

While we're on the subject of things to present to the missus.....

Men need nights out with the lads, scientists say
Researchers in Germany found it was good for a man's health to be allowed time to bond with fellow males

Men need nights out with the lads, scientists say - Telegraph

[thaimeme]

While we're on the subject of things to present to the missus.....

Men need nights out with the lads, scientists say
Researchers in Germany found it was good for a man's health to be allowed time to bond with fellow males

Men need nights out with the lads, scientists say - Telegraph

Quite often we prefer the company of other manly men....