Who Wants a Terrorist for a Grandmother?

[KEVIN2008]

Who Wants a Terrorist for a Grandmother?


When I was a kid, pretty young and middle-aged women used to walk around veiled from head to toe......

We called them nuns.

Some very old women used to walk around veiled from head to toe in black...

We called them widows.

They had their reasons to wear the veil.....

Men and women of my grandmother’s generation used to say.. With the help of God.

Men and women of my grandmother’s generation used to say.. God is good.

By contrast, Muslim women are now walking around my town veiled from head to toe.
They have their reasons to wear the veil, but their reasons aren’t good enough, because their reasons are expressed in another language

Muslim men and women in my town are saying in Arabic... With the help of God... in sha’Allah

Muslim men and women in my town are saying in Arabic, God is good. Allahu Akbar.

That’s bad, since they don’t say it in English, the only language God understands, ...........even though my great-great grandmother would probably have said it in Irish: le cúnamh Dé.

Did God understand Irish, I wonder?

My Grandmother also believed that a dead man can turn into a wafer biscuit

[BaitongBoy]

My Grandmother also believed that a dead man can turn into a wafer biscuit

I'll bet that's where soggy biscuit got its start...

[baldrick]

bring back stalin - lets persecute all these religious cnuts

[KEVIN2008]