Thread: Teakdoor's Hot and sticky yarns quiz - WITH PRIZES

1st prize: A copy of Once upon a time in the East: Hot and sticky yarns from rural Siam

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Once-Upon-Ti...rhf_se_p_img_7

2nd prize: An evening on the beer with Senor Slap in a London watering hole of your choice (travel not included)

3rd prize: Five days on the beer with Senor Slap and Master Withnallstoke in the Yorkshire Dales (must be in October - participants must be willing to be buggered if no livestock available; not my rules)

The quiz is simple:

First person to reach 15 points gets 1st prize, with the two contenders closest scooping the remaining spoils.

Questions will largely concern the nuances of Isaan and rural Thailand.

Enjoy and good luck.

Number 1: (2 points available)

What is in the bucket and why is it in there?

Rotting fish.
Pla Ra.

Originally Posted by Necron99

Rotting fish. Pla Ra.

Incorrect. But it is 'food'.

Rat or gecko. One of the two.

However, it might also be those little fish / shrimp things that are in mud, and they are about to wash away all that shit to leave in the sieve the little fishy shrimpy things.

Stupid game.
Didn't want to play anyhow.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Rat

Correct. 1 point

For an extra point, why is it in that bucket of charcoal.

Originally Posted by Necron99

Stupid game. Didn't want to play anyhow.

Good, coz I didn't want you to play anyway.

It's going to be cooked under the coal for a slow cooking method. It makes the meat melt in your mouth!

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Rat or gecko. One of the two.

The dirty, foreign, bastards!

Originally Posted by RangsitRiot

It's going to be cooked under the coal for a slow cooking method

Hint: the charcoal is wet.

You're gonna skull fukk it and turn it into rat kiev

For smoking?

Originally Posted by Kurgen

You're gonna skull fukk it and turn it into rat kiev

Yes, that goes without saying.

Originally Posted by leemo

For smoking?

Slap's top tip two: the coal does something to the rat.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Slap's top tip two: the coal does something to the rat.

To make it rot? So, Noo Ra? Sounds vile!

Seen fcuk all like that!,at a guess is the wet charcoal keeping the flies at bay and holding back the on set of rotting

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

at a guess is the wet charcoal keeping the flies at bay and holding back the on set of rotting

Makes more sense than my idea. At a guess it is a rice paddy rat, that will later be steamed in a leaf or something. I am sure there will be some chillies added later

Close...

Rice paddy rat being prepped for supper. How does the wet charcoal assist the process?

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Close...

Rice paddy rat being prepped for supper. How does the wet charcoal assist the process?

Cleans it and pulls the hair off as it dries?

^ Sorry? Did somebody say something?

To burn the fur off and give it that lovel char grilled look?

Stupid stupid game.
I'm taking my rat and going to a better game.
And I'm telling.

Originally Posted by Necron99

Cleans it and pulls the hair off as it dries?

But yes, Necron nailed it.

End of round one:

Sid James - 1
Weird space dude: 1

Originally Posted by somtamslap

How does the wet charcoal assist the process?

Stops perverts from shafting it up the shitter.

Thai food, best in world na!

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Originally Posted by somtamslap

How does the wet charcoal assist the process?

Stops perverts from shafting it up the shitter.

Its called foreplay in Croydon.

Originally Posted by pseudolus

Its called foreplay in Croydon.

Coating the anus in dampened fossilised wood !

How far is Croyden from here?