Thread: Where is DJ Pat?

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

Not into anal but have tried it a couple of times

How did that work out?...

When you only have sex with women then I agree with a common phrase " Every hole is a fucking goal ".

How did it work out same as fucking a women fanny mate but supplemented with K.Y !

Like I say not my thing but you have to try before you can choose

Originally Posted by Koojo

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

Not into anal but have tried it a couple of times

How did that work out?...

When you only have sex with women then I agree with a common phrase " Every hole is a fucking goal ".

How did it work out same as fucking a women fanny mate but supplemented with K.Y !

Like I say not my thing but you have to try before you can choose

Was your arse sore after?

The women I have fucked Koojo do not have cocks and my arsehole is an exit only!

Are things different in China for you ?

I nearly did not bother replying Koojo its lame post even by your standards

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

even by your standards

The Dawg "ain't got no standards"...

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges"...

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

even by your standards

The Dawg "ain't got no standards"...

I believe he bashed balls in with any bat, hehehehehe, RIP

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

When you only have sex with women then I agree with a common phrase " Every hole is a fucking goal ".

Fuk me Dave, That's fuking wank mate,

A women's arsehole is loaded with shit and you want to go balls deep in it. ???

Fukin poove Dave.

Guys who go girls up the back bottom are simply Pooves in disguise, they await the next cock up their bottom.

You disappoint me Dave.

I Thought you had moved on from Mincing.

Oh fukk off Tezza, it's all about teaching them that's it's not all fun, just like the Muzzers do it.

Originally Posted by RangsitRiot

People seem very concerned with everyone's sexuality here.

No not at all I would say.

But when some closet poove comes out of the closet and boasts that he does his girlfriend up the arse and how he loves her Poo Poo on his Wee wee the said sick fuk must be held accountable for being a sick fuk.

Fuk me EH, a women has an awesome front bottom custom made for us Males and the sickos amongst us must go the dirty hole.

Sick mother fukers EH.

Originally Posted by Kurgen

Oh fukk off Tezza, it's all about teaching them that's it's not all fun, just like the Muzzers do it.

Nope, you arsehole fuckers are sick bent fuks.

Just stay your boyfriend EH.

Sick fuk.

Originally Posted by terry57

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

When you only have sex with women then I agree with a common phrase " Every hole is a fucking goal ".

Fuk me Dave, That's fuking wank mate,

A women's arsehole is loaded with shit and you want to go balls deep in it. ???

Fukin poove Dave.

Guys who go girls up the back bottom are simply Pooves in disguise, they await the next cock up their bottom.

You disappoint me Dave.

I Thought you had moved on from Mincing.

What's Mincing tel ??

A bloke who is sexually attracted to men or transsexuals is a poof tel end off!!

A bloke who has anal sex with a women is not!

You never know tel the once in a blue moon you get any,lights off in the missionary position she might be guiding you straight up the Marmite Motorway

The most likely closet poove had to be Tel, totally scared of anus, like he's trying too hard prove something.

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

the Marmite Motorway

Is that near Nana Plaza?...

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

What's Mincing tel ??

A bloke who has anal sex with a women is not!

Firstly Dave,

A mincer is a guy who associates ramming his donger up someones shitter is a good bit of crack.

Its not good crack Dave, its bad crack innit.

A persons crack is made for shitting out of not for pooves to look for gold nuggets up .

Secondly Dave,

If you do women up the Gary Glitter you need to have a good fuking look at yourself. Its a pooves act innit.

Wait till Blue reads this shit, he will go fuking nuts EH.


We all know touchy Blue gets when this dirty fuking act raises its ugly head.

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

the Marmite Motorway

Is that near Nana Plaza?...

Closer to Udon.

when i was a young buck, an old guy told me a simple truth.
it's the second one from the back of the neck and never forget it.

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

Originally Posted by cyrille

Someone gives a shit where djpat is?

They actually started a thread about it?

50 quid on West Brom to win the league please.

Or perhaps....

No, surely not..

I guess we now know who the fuckstick fukwit head up his ass moderator is.
So why don't you fuckoff like a good cum bucket and continue sucking Chinese ladyboy cock.

LOL

If this is permitted here, then I'll stay awhile.

You see, now I am stuck about Cy, who is a bit of kunt. But he seems to like cats. I'm a cat person. Hmmm

That's ruined the friendship

Originally Posted by terry57

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

What's Mincing tel ??

A bloke who has anal sex with a women is not!

Firstly Dave,

A mincer is a guy who associates ramming his donger up someones shitter is a good bit of crack.

Its not good crack Dave, its bad crack innit.

A persons crack is made for shitting out of not for pooves to look for gold nuggets up .

Secondly Dave,

If you do women up the Gary Glitter you need to have a good fuking look at yourself. Its a pooves act innit.

Wait till Blue reads this shit, he will go fuking nuts EH.


We all know touchy Blue gets when this dirty fuking act raises its ugly head.

anal is for sick disgusting bastards.

^Are you from Pattaya and do you collect tattoos and loans?...

Newbie alert,might be one from terry,s watch !

Obviously this clown has never been with a good looking women who wants to experiment!

This ain't you're boyfriend is it terry ?

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

^Are you from Pattaya and do you collect tattoos and loans?...

No Im not the real Tim but I needed a user name and thats what came to mind. Is this against the rule s?

Originally Posted by Gravesend Dave

Newbie alert,might be one from terry,s watch !

Obviously this clown has never been with a good looking women who wants to experiment!

This ain't you're boyfriend is it terry ?

Usually it is fugly women who think it is cool to experiment. Your correlation is stupid.

Originally Posted by TimSharky

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

^Are you from Pattaya and do you collect tattoos and loans?...

No Im not the real Tim but I needed a user name and thats what came to mind. Is this against the rule s?

You tell the board !!

My guess one of the admins wankers !!

Another turd thrown in the bowl to balance out the the ones trying to keep it afloat