Best intro to a song in history

[flashbang]

Beat that mofo's!

[DJ Pat]

Public Enemy ''Harder than they come''

[flashbang]

Public Enemy ''Harder than they come''

It's called "Harder than you think" you spanner - but yes it's a chuuune.

I thought you were a DJ? What tunes do you spin? Abba and shit, issit?

[DJ Pat]

Don't really DJ much nowadays, play decent easy gigs now though, easy ones. No dance tuuunes, which i hate. Next gig is next month a 40th birthday at Ditchling Museum East Sussex. Finishes at 12, they've hired a party band so I'm only actually playing for about 90mins, usual party tunes...

Week after its the Hurlingham tennis club, similar kind of thing, a charity ball ends at 1am

[flashbang]

Good stuff Pat. Try this mate, it'll go down a treat:

[DJ Pat]

I don't do social clubs in Liverpool

[Albert Shagnastier]

I don't do social clubs in Liverpool

Don't feel bad mate - lot of tough competition you're up against.

Anyway, here's ICE T with his spookily relevant to the current world shit prophecy from 1990 - SHUT UP AND BE HAPPY.

[PAG]

Has to be........

[Thormaturge]

Two and a half minutes of the best introduction in musical history. Hawkwind, eat ya hearts out...

[DJ Pat]

Ice T - Money, Power, Women

[Johnny Farang]

Has to be........

In Keith Richard's book he relates that he was just fooling around with a fuzz box that day (he normally just plays clean, with no effects). That opening riff was recorded just as a place holder, meant to be replaced later on by a big, brassy Otis Redding style horn section playing the same line. He didn't know they'd gone ahead and released the song that way 'til he heard it on the radio. (Great book, by the way)

It was supposed to sound like this:

[Loy Toy]

Here's a few.





But my favourite

[charleyboy]

Remember buying the Ian Drury album, many moons ago. Mother-in-law walks into the room just as he was in full swing with...Arseholes, bastards, fookin kunts and pricks!

[xanax]

enough of all this western racket, here is my Thai racket entry: