^^ A drop or two may have passed my lips after such shocking idiocy by a certain fireman that misses his old life....

...an old hand like you might find the above a little weak on the palette...

As for red wine...I've just been handed a 1988 Pomerol for free.. the previous owner had it in the cellar for years and wanted to get rid of it...That made my day...week...month...hell made my Year in late Feb!