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is yours the same colours ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
...no, it's an Anal Explorer 1000...model discontinued as many were unable to be retrieved...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
Jameson Bold - 1300 baht for a litre at swampy
highly recommended and the bottle was finished in an evening between 3 of us sipping it straight
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After reading some of Lulu's reviews i decided to trust his judgement, fecking idiot to take any notice of him. As mentioned recently by Looper, now i know what my piss taste like. :)
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Colleague brought me a bottle, quite good but packs a punch. 110 proof
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Just call me Billy...
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I quite liked it. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by klong toey
Kopper Beer - it is the colour of copper...Quote:
Originally Posted by Luigi
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A party for your eyes, not just your taste buds.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bettyboo
I tried it at a resturant - I won't buy it again
You nutter, Betty is the one on here (and down that shifty Pintsman place)infamous for being a connoisseur/alcy/ lush of strong Belgium ales,Quote:
Originally Posted by klong toey
Lulu advocates Peter Vella fruit wine sipped from Ugandan prostitutes:)
Roll along me next birthday.
On a Thursday night, with live music and folks enjoying the wide selection of excellent beers, I spent fukloads of Thai baht. I'd work at Chula until m4pm, walk down there, start drinking and be wasted by the time the bands came on... Be kicked out in the early hours 10,000 baht worse off. I once left there, got into a cab, told him to head over the bridge then just remember going around the ring-road unable to speak or remember where I lived or what country I was in... After some time, quite a lot I think, I managed to press call on my cellphone and when somebody answered I passed it to the driver... Fortunately, the last number called was the wife and she told the driver where to go. That made it into my top 5 of drunken nights of 10 years living in Bangkok...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dillinger
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There were 8%, 9%, 10% up up up beers at the Pintsman and I just kept trying different ones; often I was totally wrecked.
If you had the best of those two, you'd be the best footballer who ever played the game. If you had the worst of those two, you'd be living in King's Cross on a cardboard box, selling blow jobs for a shot of Tennents Super...
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Nice drop of apple juice.
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Back on another half decent lager.
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My usual evening tipple was always a couple of Leos, but since being diagnosed with high blood pressure, fatty liver, overweight, etc etc I've been trying to cut that habit out.
The day's jobs done, the daughter on Roblox, the wife watching some crap on tv, its been a hard transition to sit outside with the dogs without a beer. Unfortunately the gardener has taken pity on me and keeps giving me shots of this foul-tasting red-coloured stuff. It comes in old Hong Thong bottles at 100 Baht a go and gives me neck-shake every time I knock one back. There's definitely Lao Khao in there somewhere. But its becoming another habit. That's my tipple this Saturday night...
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The wife seems to be getting worried about me and has started supplementing my revolting red whisky drink with this green concoction made from boiling kaffir lime leaves up in a saucepan. She read on Facebook that its good for high blood pressure...
Great, a lime water chaser... Sometimes I think I should have stuck with the Leo.
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^ Are you sure the red stuff isn't petrol, Mendip?
Is that a swimming pool in the background?
^^ It doesn't taste good enough to be petrol. Apparently its based on white whiskey infused with herbs and roots and stuff.
^ Yes, I should be doing lengths in the pool as part of my fitness program but figured stopping the habitual evening Leos was the first step.
^ somtamslap will be salivating over your YaDong
I wanted an after work beer, as I have no work tomorrow, but the wife was very aggressive saying that she didn't want me to go out...
So, we agreed that I'd just take the dog for a walk instead.
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So where's the dog?
Had a few of these tonight with my Welsh mate. Instead of the usual lemon, they recommend slices of cucumber instead.
Took some getting used to but I thought it a nice change. My mate started dry-retching on his third glass - not sure if it was the taste or his body reacting to a bit of salad.
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Originally Posted by Bettyboo
I'm rather fond of my knob attached to my body, and a nice meal waiting for me when I get home...Quote:
Originally Posted by bsnub
Betty, that dog gets more ludicrous everytime you post it...Is the water contraption yours that you take with you on your dog crawls?
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Originally Posted by NamPikToot
might be a subtle way to carry vodka around, though when people see you lapping out of the bowl they may give you strange looks
but looking at the socks and sandal crowd he hangs out with , a man lapping at a dog bowl on the ground is unlikely to be the most outrageous thing happening :)
That dog is a wonderful bundle of love (&, a pussy magnet...).Quote:
Originally Posted by NamPikToot
He is neither ridiculous nor pampered.
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You are correct, Sir.Quote:
Originally Posted by baldrick
The socks actually belonged to a group of 4 young ladies, who spent a lot of time around my thighs playing with Chok Dee and making me feel chok dee...
waaaaQuote:
Originally Posted by Bettyboo
British people get drunk more often than anyone else, survey finds
By Jack Guy, CNN
(CNN)British people get drunk more than any other nationality, according to a new global survey.
The results of the 2019 Global Drug Survey, published Thursday, revealed that British respondents get drunk more times per year than people from anywhere else.
Adam Winstock, an addiction psychiatrist and founder of the Global Drug Survey, said British respondents are drinking too much, too often, regarding getting drunk as the point of a night out as opposed to enhancing the evening.
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Even one drink a day could be shortening your life expectancy
"We have never grasped moderation. It's not part of our culture or conversation," he said. "We need to learn that more fun with better health and fatter wallets can follow from a bit less, a bit less often."
And drinkers around the world should consider cutting down to benefit their health, Winstock said.
"Deaths due to alcoholic liver disease and cancer due to excessive alcohol consumption are on the rise, along with obesity and poorer mental health," he said. "Drinking too much makes all these worse; drinking less make them better."
Researchers spoke to 123,814 people from more than 30 countries in preparing the report, and they found that people on average got drunk 33 times in the previous 12 months.
The results reflect the number of times that survey respondents said they got drunk, rather than the amount of alcohol consumed.
Those from English-speaking countries got drunk most often, according to the report, while participants from South American countries got drunk on the lowest number of occasions.
UK respondents said they got drunk 51 times in the past year, compared with 50 times for people in the United States, 48 in Canada and 47 in Australia.
Chilean respondents, on the other hand, reported getting drunk just 16 times a year and Colombians 22 times.
About 38% of survey participants said they wanted to drink less in the next year.
The Global Drug Survey has made an app, The Drinks Meter, to help people keep an eye on how much they are drinking, as well as publishing guidelines for safer drug use at saferuselimits.co.
Tomorrow is another 'alcohol restriction' day. Don't forget to stock up on yer Lao Khao if there isn't a mom n pop shop within stumbling distance.
Fancied a few of those Kopper cans in this nice an balmy afternoon, but both sevens are completely out. Gonna have to go for the main mrs' vodka with a frozen peach in it topped up with ice water.
Who the hell counts or keeps track of exactly how many times you get drunk in a year?Quote:
Originally Posted by tomcat
If it's only once or twice, fair enough, but over 10 or twenty?
But perhaps they remembered it the other way round - the sober days:
"I was drunk every Saturday night last year except that day I broke my leg playing football."
"I got blotto every Fiday except the night I drove to the cop-shop to bail out my boyfriend."
"I imbibed far too much alcohol every Thursday at masonic lodges except when I did jury duty for that big murder case."
I've just joined the Mont Clair Club. :)
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Bin 5?
Probably where it belongs. Not as good as the Peter Vella.
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Tom, and your issue is, You know you only get one go right? Its not our fault its the water quality, its a historic thing...
Small beer was seen as acceptable in 18th-century England because its low alcohol content allowed people to drink several glasses without becoming intoxicated. ... It became increasingly popular during the 19th century, displacing malt liquor as the drink of choice for families and servants.
FFS Nev drinking like that reminds me of Ayia Napa in 1988 was great before the wankers turned up....
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Funkin Manc and Gents Pikey ones