Toads?

[crepitas]

can someone please help?

Recently there are an increasing number of pink cane toads under my bed..they are sleeping now but when it rains they make so much noise that elephants complain .....of course the wife says I am crazy and that they just look like cane toads but in fact are blue kittens.....

[palexxxx]

hmmm... sounds like you may be suffering from radiation sickness.

I recommend that you fashion a radiation barrier out of some tinfoil and place it on your head when rain is imminent.

Good luck.

[Thetyim]

Sounds like you got some good shit there.
Next time you light one up, be a good chap and pass it around.

[Boon Mee]

Sounds like you got some good shit there.
Next time you light one up, be a good chap and pass it around.

For sure! Not from Changwat Khon Kan is he?

Regarding toads - lately a few of the bigger ones in my yard have started to 'expire' on their own - the dogs have learned their lesson involving hassling toads, but laying out in the grass looking like dead leaves, you don't spot them straight away but after they've been dead a few days, man, they stink bad!

[crepitas]

Sounds like you got some good shit there.
Next time you light one up, be a good chap and pass it around.

For sure! Not from Changwat Khon Kan is he?

Regarding toads - lately a few of the bigger ones in my yard have started to 'expire' on their own - the dogs have learned their lesson involving hassling toads, but laying out in the grass looking like dead leaves, you don't spot them straight away but after they've been dead a few days, man, they stink bad!

Used to be that Kookaburras would eat them and get poisoned..from back toxics or something..then they wised up flipped on their back and ate 'em..no worries

I have it on good authority from the tartan aliens that live in our jungle that .....

[Boon Mee]

If dogs attempt to eat them, the frothing at the mouth is something to behold!