A little wager,Sir?

[withnallstoke]

Tomorrow, i will be meeting up with a fat friend of mine who has promised to bring from Englands fair Isle, gifts.

Gifts to delight my every sense, that have been missing from my life for years, that will, once more, make my life a little piece of heaven here on earth.

A list of some dozen or so items has been written down on a fag packet by my learned fat friend, and the last i heard he was in fact wandering around Andover looking for items to delight.

I think a little wager is in order.

I offer odds on sixselected items from the "wish list", the odds reflecting the chance that the fat fucker will offer up lame excuses as opposed to actual goods.

Merely select one item and the corresponding odds to see if you are a winner.


The 6 items chosen for this once in a lifetime betting extravaganza are (in no particular order) :-

Piccalilli.
Petchouli oil.
Methi leaves.
Brewers yeast.
A big fuck off home brew kit.
Wine gums.

[somtamslap]

All bets are off.

Thread closed.

[Mid]

Petchouli oil.

izymysupig.blogspot.com.au

[Gerbil]

What the fuck are you planning on brewing with those ingredients?

[withnallstoke]

All bets are off. Thread closed.

Fuck.

Have you missed your flight?

[somtamslap]

Have you missed your flight?

I'm about to go drinking before going to the airport. To keep the thread alive, I will search for the remainder (whatever they might be) of your wish-list whilst I'm fucked on valium and guiness.

[withnallstoke]

I will search for the remainder (whatever they might be) of your wish-list whilst I'm fucked on valium and guiness.

I take it all back, O Slim One.

[somtamslap]

And you forgot to list one of the items requested.


































































































I'm not able to put the 18 inch spiked, leopard print dildo in my hand luggage.

[withnallstoke]

What the fuck are you planning on brewing with those ingredients?

WWJ is a drink of many colours.

[Cujo]

Patchouli oil???? WTF?

[withnallstoke]

Patchouli oil???? WTF?

An essential oil to self lubricate.

[Ratchaburi]

Withnail wtf are you & Slap going to do with that dildo

[withnallstoke]

Withnail wtf are you & Slap going to do with that dildo

[Ratchaburi]

All we needed to know are you the giver or the taker, as it is 18" long is it held in 1 hand or 2.

[baldrick]

I will bet the only present he will have for you will be quart lek lao khow which he will have purchased in haste at the local shop before staggering through your door

[Gerbil]

All we needed to know are you the giver or the taker, as it is 18" long is it held in 1 hand or 2.

It's a double ender.

[withnallstoke]

I will bet the only present he will have for you will be quart lek lao khow which he will have purchased in haste at the local shop before staggering through your door

Odds?

[Happy As Larry]

If he forgets the Picalilli just get him to throw up in any handy jar and you will be OK.

Mehti leaves you can get in Bangkok. I have some in the fridge as we speak.

[withnallstoke]

It's a double ender.

Double entendre.

[withnallstoke]

VOTE PLEASE, so i can slap his fat buttocks with the results of this poll.

[Ratchaburi]

There is no where to vote for the double ended dildo.

[Dillinger]

No monster munch ?

[baldrick]

Odds?

even and I will bet a quart lek lao khow

[withnallstoke]

No monster munch ?

Monster munch is a snack aimed at snackers who want to appear less than gay, they play havoc with my gums, and size/weight ratio is a factor.

Besides which, i have pickled onions and access to as much sawdust as i need.

[withnallstoke]

even and I will bet a quart lek lao khow

Generous to a fault.

He has promised sherry.

I'll bet my arse that does not materialise.