Thread: Ever had an STD ? Anonymous poll

Just foking vote....

Anyone is welcome to tell their stories of their dicks sticking to the side of their leg or their balls feeling like they weigh 20 pounds each..

What have you got then socal?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

What have you got then socal?

Nothing at the moment..

Just heard some ppl at work bragging about it so I was curious..

Lovely thread..

I once woke up to find my cock had a speckled effect, and was cheerfully singing like a bird. I later found out that I'd caught "Thrush".

2 people have vote yes,no one has voted no !!

Those viewing this thread ......boloa, kmart, socal, Blake7, harrybarracuda

I'll go for Socal and Harry for the yes votes

Circa 1980 when I started work for the then GPO.
If I'm not mistaken, I got a discount!

Originally Posted by boloa

2 people have vote yes,no one has voted no !! Those viewing this thread ......boloa, kmart, socal, Blake7, harrybarracuda

Hmmm, there's 5 yes votes now

C'mon Dillie. Keep up!
Who posted after Boloa?

Besides me.

Finally a no vote....

Strange....

I once came here for a week holiday with a workmate whose nick was beastmaster, cause he wasnt very picky about the roughheads he'd get into.
Second day here he woke up with a raging dose of the clap that he's caught back in Oz just before we left. Kinda ruined his trip...

Originally Posted by Necron99

Second day here he woke up with a raging dose of the clap that he's caught back in Oz just before we left.

though he was probably in the best place on the planet to get it promptly treated

I received thrush from a pommy backpacker back in my 20's

Called it VD back in the day. Had all pre HIV/AIDS era maladies. Had a couple never before known to science. No lingering problems or regrets.

Crikey ! That's a hard act to follow.


I had my feelings hurt once.

Originally Posted by Latindancer

I had my feelings hurt once.

Interpreted as: Dick knocked in the dirt!

Worse than STD's is the crabs...itching like crazy...buy the soap immediately and cure it!

^
Real men shaved!

^ yup,

they look scary as fuck through a magnifying glass

^ So do crabs.

^ agreed and so do those crabs!

Thanks for that. I'd forgotten I had crabs from the very first hotel I stayed in, in Kuala Lumpur. Chinese it was, with sheets that didn't get wrinkled, so they only laundered them every few customers.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

^ yup,

they look scary as fuck through a magnifying glass

Certainly do. Like something from a sci-fi horror movie.

Imagine these bad boys rampaging through your pubes..

lol..
was sitting in front of a million wires doing a telephone exchange upgrade in the frozen north of Canada at 2am...everybody in my crew was taking the piss out of my mate for pissing razor blades.
Then some smart arse pipes up that yours truly had had a few nights of pleasure from the same Indian half caste that had given him the present.
I shut up quick smart and went to the hospital next day... no problems ... gotta few pills..... ended up banging the 40+yo nurse a month or so later....
Hey! every cloud has a silver lining??!

Originally Posted by Iceman123

Real men shaved!

There's just some locations that can't be reached unless your double jointed...which no doubt "real men are?" Soap is a lot easier, more effective, thorough and quicker...

Originally Posted by Latindancer

Thanks for that. I'd forgotten I had crabs from the very first hotel I stayed in, in Kuala Lumpur. Chinese it was, with sheets that didn't get wrinkled, so they only laundered them every few customers.

Yeah yeah, I believe you.

Originally Posted by Necron99

I once came here for a week holiday with a workmate whose nick was beastmaster, cause he wasnt very picky about the roughheads he'd get into.
Second day here he woke up with a raging dose of the clap that he's caught back in Oz just before we left. Kinda ruined his trip...

You worked with Gary...? In Karratha?